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Nigerian army trial new reactive armour, when hit the native falls off the vehicle taking the round with him.
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Ryan Air announce new taxi service for passengers wishing to be collected from home.
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"Low bridge ahead, floor it bud"
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Upon hearing of their successful bid for a two bedroomed Council flat, Mr Okobugu and family set off to move in.
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Mr Okobuna was beginning to wonder the sense in paying the extra 1 million Nigerian naira to travel inside the bus.
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"Right, once we get them back in the Ryan Air compound we will hit them with the excess baggage charges"
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"Bloody people, I told them, they needed to separate the plastics, papers and materials from the organic, how the heck are we going to recycle this lot"
Yes Sir, I can assure you we did the Route Risk Analysis, Environmental Assesment, Health and Safety Review, Vehicle Load Plan, Dangerous Goods survey, Crew fatigue management plan, and cost benefit analysis; before letting the contract....... why do you ask ?
The locals, with one truck, move more stuff than an entire USAF C 130 squadron....