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Old 23rd Mar 2015, 10:51
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If Microsoft designed aircraft......
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Old 23rd Mar 2015, 11:14
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Sorry Fritz, there's been a take-off delay and all the shade-trees are taken.
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Old 23rd Mar 2015, 11:28
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The Heinkel "Peacemaker" was the first unarmed fighter bomber. Because people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones....
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Old 23rd Mar 2015, 11:28
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And Everest now do wooden framed windows as well.
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Old 23rd Mar 2015, 11:40
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Latest offer from Heinkel: "Buy One - Get One Free".
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Old 23rd Mar 2015, 11:50
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Who knew that Airfix cut away models were actually based on real aircraft?
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Old 23rd Mar 2015, 11:51
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I tried stained glass and leaded glass, but the best option turned out to be just 'plane glass.'

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Old 23rd Mar 2015, 12:10
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Ze piloten ver complaining zat zey could not see ze enemy. Now zey can not use zis excuse.
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Old 23rd Mar 2015, 12:22
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"...und vor an extra 3,000 Reichmarks you can haff ze cabriolet version".
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Old 23rd Mar 2015, 12:53
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Shutup, Heinz!
If Uncle Ernie said zis is the way to go, then that's it.
... and stop playing with ze windscreen wipers.
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Old 23rd Mar 2015, 12:58
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"Ve vill sell it to ze Britishers, zer Airforce ist used to getting shafted in und cockpit"
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Old 23rd Mar 2015, 12:59
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"Ze damned Green party insisted on ze pedal power"
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Old 23rd Mar 2015, 13:01
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"And below zer seat you vill find zer pooper scooper"
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Old 23rd Mar 2015, 13:10
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The salesman said that we'll never get built out of the view...
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Old 23rd Mar 2015, 13:11
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Goering's always complaining that he can't see without his glasses...well, this'll fix him!
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Old 23rd Mar 2015, 13:13
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Amelia Earhart said she was going to break the glass ceiling...which gave the designer a minor heart attack!
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Old 23rd Mar 2015, 15:03
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Old 23rd Mar 2015, 15:19
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Hanna Reitsch couldn't remember the last time she has such a good shaft in the cockpit
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Old 23rd Mar 2015, 15:57
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Buster tries out his 'improved' Swedish Pump
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Old 23rd Mar 2015, 17:09
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"I wouldn''t wave the chocks away yet, Herr Doppelgänger - they've not loaded our Lilo, and the Good Soldier Schweik has left his ladders propped against the leading edge. We should never have given him the window-cleaning contract !"
 


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