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Old 30th Jun 2013, 07:07
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Sarge ... there's a squirrel in here trying to hide his nuuuttttssss
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Old 30th Jun 2013, 08:15
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You 'orrible shower! None of you stood very close to your razors this morning, did you.
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Old 30th Jun 2013, 10:06
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that photo by coffmanstarter is a ripper.

do sniper schools actually parade in their ghillies suites now?

bright shiny rifles will get you identified in an instant.
bright shiny black boots show up on aerial recon really well.

maybe they are the course failures being marched off......
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Old 30th Jun 2013, 10:36
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Maan, dees grass camflage is de best ting eva.
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Old 30th Jun 2013, 11:07
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The best passing out parade weez ever as garden cuttings are dumped on the Kings Troop.


'Note how the person on the right is out of step!'
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Old 30th Jun 2013, 11:33
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The latest target recce competition was proving to be a tough one when they only had DMS boot soles to go on...
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Old 30th Jun 2013, 11:50
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Wait until Jones realises I've changed all the straws on his Gilly suit for Chinese firecrackers..






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Old 30th Jun 2013, 12:31
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Pirellis version of the Michelin Man... (See the F1)
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Old 30th Jun 2013, 14:17
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Roto-rooter SWAT team...
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Old 30th Jun 2013, 14:33
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The Irish Army's entry into the All Service Dwyle Flonking Competition failed to ring any Bells.
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Old 30th Jun 2013, 20:23
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Last squad of Japanese snipers from WW2 finaly break cover
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Old 30th Jun 2013, 22:33
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The automatic carwash owner began taking security seriously...
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Old 1st Jul 2013, 04:38
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"Get in step, man on the right"
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Old 1st Jul 2013, 06:35
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Fed up with the competition, the society of car wash professionals finaly go on the offensive after the squad's of mobile hand car wash operatives working in supermarket car parks.
( If you have a Sainbury's you will know who I mean)
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Old 1st Jul 2013, 12:12
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The latest intake at the SBS sniper school get their seaweed pattern ghillie suits.
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Old 1st Jul 2013, 18:01
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A typical bunch of WRACs march to their annual body waxing session.
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The label on the vitamin supplement did not mention excess body hair as a side effect.
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Comment....Shyt.......Now that was Cold!
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Old 2nd Jul 2013, 14:42
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See ... I told you ... Keep Pongos out in the open too long and mold will grow on em like lightning
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Old 2nd Jul 2013, 14:43
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In a testament as to how far integration had truly gone in the British Army, the first squad of the newly-formed Queen's Own Burka Rifles double-timed off the parade ground.

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