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Old 1st Nov 2016, 13:37
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The AAC has a rotary drier!
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Old 1st Nov 2016, 13:41
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In an attempt to slow the drop in manning, the Royal Marines reintroduce the Press Gang.
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Old 1st Nov 2016, 13:42
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Embedded members of the Press.
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Old 1st Nov 2016, 14:12
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Thank you Jim. Truly an honour to win my first CS Trophy!

Have at it lads & Ladies!

The boss sent Batman and Robin to iron out any problems whilst they swept the area.
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Old 1st Nov 2016, 14:13
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"But you said to bring something to deal with targets within creasing range, didn't you Sarge....? "
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Old 1st Nov 2016, 14:16
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"Now we're up here, I hope you've remembered to set it to HOT instead of SYNTHETIC."
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Old 1st Nov 2016, 14:19
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"I was at the board stage half an hour ago, and now i'm reaching creases point"
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Old 1st Nov 2016, 14:23
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"Well the Sarge did say guarding was just pants"
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Old 1st Nov 2016, 14:23
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"I think our advance may have run out of steam, sir...."
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Old 1st Nov 2016, 14:37
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"Actually, Jim, this isn't quite what I had in mind when I asked you to re-cover the ironing board."
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Old 1st Nov 2016, 14:39
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Domestic blitz.
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Old 1st Nov 2016, 14:43
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"When I specified flat camouflage, Bloggs, I had something else in mind....."
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Old 1st Nov 2016, 14:43
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Jim and his brother were away on a pressing engagement.
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Old 1st Nov 2016, 14:45
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"Don't scorch it, Jim - it'll mess up the camouflage!"
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Old 1st Nov 2016, 14:47
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Donald, having found his Trousers at last, was determined to impress all who saw him wearing them.
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Old 1st Nov 2016, 14:57
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"Yes, Jim, I know that soldering irons are very much like soldering guns, but we're soldiering."
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Old 1st Nov 2016, 15:06
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"Erm... Private, when I said we could do with some heavy iron for this attack I was rather hoping for a tank!"
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Old 1st Nov 2016, 15:27
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"Wut you ironing?............... I dunno, it's camouflaged"
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Old 1st Nov 2016, 15:34
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Forever accused by the Brit military of not understanding irony, the Yanks sent in a special forces team.
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Old 1st Nov 2016, 15:34
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Part of our hearts and minds. It's working, they're all coming out to see what you're doing with a flat iron. They're bringing all their dirty laundry

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