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"Flying pickets? noo, the'yre baggage handlers waiting to beat the crap out of the bags before we load them onto the conveyor"
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"We make mints too"
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There I was, nothing on the clock bu...... Ohh wait, clocks haven't been invented yet... there I was..........
The AAIB's Investigation discovered the Cart Loaders also were responsible for calculating W & B data for the fatal flight.
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"It was a bumpy ride, damn these sick bags are heavy."
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"If you hold on Miss Earhart I will pop your bags in the plane."
Captain Percy Hyphen-Smyth, the world renown Panty Thief, seemed a bit giddy at being caught red handed trying to shift his ill gotten gains to his new duty station.
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"Hey, ask Hu Funkin Shat if these rubber dog turds we are flying out of Hong Kong are supposed to be so squishy?"
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"That's right Sir, we insist on offering value for money, so even on such a short hop as Croydon to Paris, we insist on sending their luggage via Dehli"
Edward G Robinson, scowling in the back in his tilted cap, was doubly annoyed: he was put in the back of the photo, and when he decided to go to Hollywood to audition for the movies, he found that Smithy took him to Australia. ("You dirty rat...")