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[jim's brother]

"Better punch holes in the other blades before we go home, Jim, or the vibration could be something awful."

[jim's brother]

Birdstrike testing SOP: 1. First, defrost the chickens.

[Danny42C]

"And I flew it as the sole pilot"

[SASless]

Faster than a speeding Bullet.....almost!

[Danny42C]

"Thought it was making a funny noise on the way home !"

[Danny42C]

"Should never have fitted wooden props...bloody white ants again !"

[jim's brother]

"We've sent a letter to Curtiss, thanking them for putting their target-like logo on the blades so the bullet knows exactly where to go without compromising safety."

[Danny42C]

"Should've ducked !"

[jim's brother]

"It's easy to hit the blades accurately on these constant-speed props - just like ducks at a fairground."

[jim's brother]

"I've bought a mantlepiece to put underneath it."

[Danny42C]

"Bit of fibreglass mat and some Is###on should fix it !"

[Hempy]

Join the air force, they said. Become a taget tug pilot, they said..

[Buster Hyman]

Yeah, but it'll still outperform the F-35!

[jim's brother]

"Don't worry, Sir - we'll be able to blend it out with a bit of emery."

[Dan Gerous]

I got the idea from the German Stuka's. You should hear this bitch scream in a dive.

[jim's brother]

"I said, "Put the Pole with the aircrew", not "Put a hole in the airscrew"."

[JAVELINBOY]

Feeling a little under par but at least I got a hole in one

[Danny42C]

"All I need now is a square peg to put into it !"

[Pontius Navigator]

Damn termites.

[ShyTorque]

"Anyone got a bit of speed tape?"