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Old 6th Nov 2014, 16:08
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Bozo would have a difficult time fitting into the Foreign Legion...

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I've heard of small unit specialization, but really...


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Johnny, if I don't make it, tell Clarabelle I loved her, just not in that way...

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Live-action filming for Call of Duty X: The Guns of Barnum-Bailey...
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Old 6th Nov 2014, 16:13
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Seal Team 9 is a reserve unit manned exclusively by McDonald's Hamburger U staff. The US DoD has consistently denied its existence, but refuses to explain how a McD's appears on base within days of any overseas deployment. In an emergency, personnel can be deployed at no notice from their day jobs.

Team 9's only failure was the successful building of a Tim's in Kandahar by the even more shadowy Canadian JTF3, whose training facility was recently accidentally revealed (youtube svfFvkHgeWY)
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Old 6th Nov 2014, 16:48
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Don't worry Sarge ... my squirty flower is primed and ready for action
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Old 6th Nov 2014, 16:54
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Old 6th Nov 2014, 17:06
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" Ok when we hit the compound spread out left, Ronald, you locate bin Laden and give him a good Mcmuffin ok"
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Old 6th Nov 2014, 17:22
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"I can't believe the ANA guy believed us when we told him it was the latest kit that even we haven't received yet."
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Old 6th Nov 2014, 17:26
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"I know what you're thinking, but he's completely invisible to NVGs and IR!"
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Old 6th Nov 2014, 17:37
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Don't worry chaps ... if things get a bit hot I'll hand swing my bow tie and air lift all of us outa here
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Old 6th Nov 2014, 17:40
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Sarge says there is a DFC in it for you on the next operation.... Don't Fecking Come
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Old 6th Nov 2014, 18:57
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It sure seemed a lot funnier when we were pissed and talking it up in the bar.......
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Old 6th Nov 2014, 19:00
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Are you a trained clown? Do you want to help underprivileged children in far away lands. Do you have a high danger tolerance? If the answer is yes then we have a remarkable opportunity !
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Old 6th Nov 2014, 19:02
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"There's clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, Stuck in the middle with you."
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Old 6th Nov 2014, 19:02
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"It was this or a posting to RAF Marham!"
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Old 6th Nov 2014, 19:03
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"They said you had to be able to take a joke, not bring one along"
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Old 6th Nov 2014, 19:04
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The lads decided to take care of the REMF's who dropped In for just long enough to get their Combat Action Badges.......

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Old 6th Nov 2014, 19:08
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"Rise above the Rest my @rse".
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Old 6th Nov 2014, 19:16
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Dawn, Afghan/Pakistan Border


"..and you're getting married in 12 hours in San Antonio, Texas?
Well, we'll do our best, but perhaps you should lay off the Tequila in future."
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Old 6th Nov 2014, 19:42
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Due to recent negative publicity, Clowns International staged a PR event...
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Old 6th Nov 2014, 19:50
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Sorry Sgt, I couldn't find any Coffee, will a Cocoa do?
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"Hey, Osama, just wait till you get one of my big yellow Crocs up your arse!"
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