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Old 10th Feb 2018, 17:05
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Yes I know they all look so alike
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Old 10th Feb 2018, 21:14
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Christ,HOW long has he been in the toilet?
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Old 10th Feb 2018, 23:22
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Lord love a Duck! He gave that up for Camilla?
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Old 11th Feb 2018, 03:41
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I'm trying really, really hard to visualise being on a nice pebbly beach with a sexy blonde leaning on each shoulder, but it's no good ... you blokes need to change your undies more than once a fortnight.
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Old 11th Feb 2018, 12:12
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"Brothers, we need to study these pictures carefully in order that we can most fully deplore them."
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Old 11th Feb 2018, 16:38
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Brother I AM thinking of the Koran !

In-Sheila..... errrr... I mean Inshallah
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Old 11th Feb 2018, 16:47
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From the bloke on the left

"Wow I never realized our leaders provided a catalog of Virgins to choose from after they issued the explosive vest !"
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Old 11th Feb 2018, 17:08
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Another 10 minutes and its our turn to guard the prisoners

or

To all those who see the background out of focus.. Need to go to Specsavers...
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Old 11th Feb 2018, 19:34
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Bloke on the right: "Mate, you really sh@gged that?"
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Old 11th Feb 2018, 19:36
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Bloke on the left: "What is this sh@gging you refer to? And until you tell me, please would you stop calling me Pike"
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Old 11th Feb 2018, 23:18
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The moment Hank blew his cover after Months of planning to embed him in the Iranian Guard. For some reason, Pamela Anderson naked always made him make the sign of the Cross!
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Old 11th Feb 2018, 23:32
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Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson have divorced!! How can that be?? They looked so happy together! Damn this war!!
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Old 11th Feb 2018, 23:47
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"Achmed, you have been reading this magazine since 2010, your finger is blistered from turning the pages, how many times do we have to tell you that they ARE all pink on the inside!"
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Old 12th Feb 2018, 11:22
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"For naked men you need a different magazine, sorry."
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Old 12th Feb 2018, 11:37
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That's a vagina!!!
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Old 12th Feb 2018, 12:22
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“Oh, come on guys, help me here! Six across, ‘Noisy thing’, B-blank-blank-B.”
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Old 12th Feb 2018, 12:50
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"Well, if the other 71 are up to this standard, I reckon it's worth while getting the chop !"
 
Old 12th Feb 2018, 17:08
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Damn, now I am going to go blind !
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Old 12th Feb 2018, 17:59
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POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!

Woolfie Smith, Tooting Bec 1982
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Old 14th Feb 2018, 07:48
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Well, as there's 'Love in the air' for Valentines day, I think I'll call this one...with the loving theme we have...

Runner up...andytug with...

"Damn pages are stuck together again!"

But, with his perverted twist on Love...Treadigraph takes home the CST with...

Sarge, the goat on the left there - isn't that the one you shagged the other night?
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