Caption competition

[CoffmanStarter]

Don't worry Boss ... I think we have a good chance of winning this years Mess Christmas Blow Football tournament

[CoffmanStarter]

[pohm1]

"Come the twelth of August, those damned grouse won't know what's hit them."

P1

[CoffmanStarter]

You vill enjoy das Oompah Band

[Lima Juliet]

Continually berated for not listening to their lower ranks, the Senior Leadership Team asked DE&S for a solution to the problem...

[Arm out the window]

The guns are for the rest of the year, but we thought it would be nice for Christmas if we used confetti instead of shells.

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"I dunno what it is about that Mata Hari, but she sure gives the artillery the horn"

[Wensleydale]

On Broadway, costs had spiralled out of control at the new staging of "The Producers".

[Wensleydale]

Scientists have developed a new hearing test for ex-Shackleton crew....

[Hempy]

When the Judges controversially announced the German band as the winner of Eurovision 1914 they didn't quite grasp the consequences..

[Hempy]

The victors of the Battle of Little Big Horn..

[Danny42C]

♫ "The music goes round 'n around - ooh ah ooh ah ooh ah - an' it comes out here !" ♫

[Haraka]

Judgement day

Some great entries:
I'll let this run on and judge on 27th so we can get another up in time for the New Year,
If that's O.K. by you guys.
H.

[5aday]

Hier is der dusenflugzeug einflugschneiss category 3b Blindlandesystem hier im Rheinland entwickelt. Unsere Kämpfer können jetzt den Krieg auf die R.A.F. bei jedem Wetter.
Haben Sie Fragen?

apologies nacht google.

[NutLoose]

"Ya ve got these in for ze eleven pipers piping, now ve have to source ze Twelve drummers drumming"

[Danny42C]

Hier spricht man fliesend, schlect Deutsch

5aday

Nun haben Sie Ihrer allwettersystem entwickelt. Haben Sie auch seiner Allwetterpiloten um Ihrer kämpferdüsenflugzeug zu fliegen ?

Allerdings, herzslicher Willkommen ! Kommen Sie wieder zuruck !

Glückliches neues jahr !

D.

[Dan Gerous]

Hans, if this ends up as a Monty Python sketch, it's the Russian front for you.

[Martin the Martian]

If you think these bugles are impressive, General, just wait until you see the tubas.

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We may not have seventy-six trombones leading the big parade, but by golly we'll be heard.

[Danny42C]

Wait till you hear Lincke's Berliner Luft on this ensemble, mein Herr ! They'll capitulate on the spot !

[PingDit]

"The new regiment pipes do indeed look impressive Hans, but where will be source enough tobacco?"