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Old 8th Jun 2008, 22:38
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"It's actually pronounced 'nooclier submarine' Mr President"
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Old 8th Jun 2008, 22:55
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There, he's touched me again. It feels strange, but nice...

SMT
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Old 8th Jun 2008, 23:55
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Howdy Maam!, So ummm what exactly is a "clue stick" and why are you trying to hide it behind your back?
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Old 9th Jun 2008, 08:24
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"The good the bad and the ugly"
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Old 9th Jun 2008, 11:20
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"I thought your Austrian men only wore Lederhausen"
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Old 9th Jun 2008, 11:52
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You must have someone else's hat on, as your name badge and the name on your hat are different.
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Old 9th Jun 2008, 12:07
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Bush to Girl:

"Hey, that guy on my left looks kinda stupid"

Reply:

"Yes Sir, I was just thinking the same thing"
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Old 9th Jun 2008, 12:08
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Said in a very quiet whisper: "Say, is this guy next to me the one they call the Bush F*cker Man?. Does he know that no-one f*cks with me except the First Lady"
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Old 9th Jun 2008, 15:59
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Old 9th Jun 2008, 16:34
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"Go on love, you nip back to the block and put your stockings on, and I'll keep him talking"
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Old 10th Jun 2008, 12:05
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So let me get this right. When I meet your Prime Minister I am supposed to show respect by singing the national anthem and the words are:
"I f%^&ed Matilda
I f%^&ed Matilda
I f%^&ed Matilda
and so did me mate

and she screamed and she whooped
as she bounced upon my billabong
I f%^&ed Matilda
and so did me mate"

Is that right?
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Old 10th Jun 2008, 12:52
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Erm so yes, erm yep, we're proud to be American...God bless America! Err, that feels quite nice but I thought Tony Blair was the puppet around here! (Insert Gordon now)...
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Old 10th Jun 2008, 17:10
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Sir Alan decided after looking at the latest bunch of wannabees that this series of 'The Apprentice' would be his last.
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Old 10th Jun 2008, 21:08
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"Yes, ma'am, it has alloys, aircon, a full service history and one owner".
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Old 13th Jun 2008, 17:48
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Ok time for a winner.

And it is...................

Bush to Girl:

"Hey, that guy on my left looks kinda stupid"

Reply:

"Yes Sir, I was just thinking the same thing"

Well done 622, you have control.

RB
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Old 14th Jun 2008, 18:46
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Thanks RB...

I will post up the next offering on Monday morning.
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Old 16th Jun 2008, 06:36
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Right here we go..

Captions on either what the dog is thinking or the policeman is saying...

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Old 16th Jun 2008, 07:02
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The thought of gung-ho Yanks with big hats, guns and unlimited ammo scares the pants off me too.
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Old 16th Jun 2008, 07:14
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The hound's biggest test to date, Find the Aircraft Electrician.
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Old 16th Jun 2008, 07:40
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Dog thinks: "And THEY have the nerve to criticize US for incontinence . . ."
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