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Old 4th Sep 2014, 08:19
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Can't beat a win by default!

For some reason my laptop has decided not to show images. If this doesn't work for you can someone else please post?

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Old 4th Sep 2014, 09:46
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Cheers Nutloose. Brain/finger interface failure.


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Old 4th Sep 2014, 10:08
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Now with your left hand you grab it by the balls....
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Old 4th Sep 2014, 11:01
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"Does he winalot?"

"He should do, he's a pedigree chum!"
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Old 4th Sep 2014, 11:03
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Private Shultz was beginning to regret ordering his express delivered Chinese curry meal al dente.
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Old 4th Sep 2014, 11:20
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It's surprising how much "show me you're 1250" sounds like "sausages"
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Old 4th Sep 2014, 11:21
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Clearly he's an Air Dog
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Old 4th Sep 2014, 11:21
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And if I say "Barrier down he ..."
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Old 4th Sep 2014, 11:24
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Instruction in the correct technique for playing unusual wind instruments will take place on the sports field at 1400 hours.
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Old 4th Sep 2014, 11:24
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The Cold War Nuclear Guard Dog Civilian Resettlement Program included the highly sought-after module on Defence Against Carpet Salesmen.
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Old 4th Sep 2014, 11:25
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RPG (Rover Poop Grenade)

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"Tell him to heel Bloggs!"
"Heel? I'm still trying to get him on the ground!"

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Dunno what just happened. All I did was call out to Pvt. Squirrel & the next minute, Rex went nuts!
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We've entered him into the RAF Bobsleigh Team as he's very good at sledging
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Old 4th Sep 2014, 11:28
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It's part of the enlarged accomodation plan, the cats are out, so once we have trained him, we take him inside the single accomodation and see if we can swing a dog..
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Old 4th Sep 2014, 11:29
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M/Sgt Bilko buys a job lot from the taxidermist but fails to make a profit.
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Old 4th Sep 2014, 11:30
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"He's our latest sniffer dog, unfortunately he got a nostril full of coke and is a bit high at the moment"
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"Here dog, bath time!"
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"That inflatable hound will never fool the terrorists!"
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Deputy Dawg has a face lift.
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