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Old 8th Sep 2014, 20:36
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Old 8th Sep 2014, 21:44
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"I was just giving this old lamp I found a quick rub, and look what's happened !"
 
Old 8th Sep 2014, 22:37
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Old 8th Sep 2014, 22:52
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 01:17
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 01:18
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 01:26
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 01:29
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 01:34
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The Russian Air Force held its first dining-in night...
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 01:55
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"Kiptin..it appears your new iPad echarts give runway lengths in feet, not metres"
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 06:45
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Its not my fault - the chap in the upstairs flat left the landing light on!
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 06:48
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 06:48
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 07:08
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The land was sold ages ago but the owner was still paying the parking fees so they just built around it.

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Old 9th Sep 2014, 07:12
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 08:20
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 08:29
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Bimey, Mr Yakolev, this idea I had just jumped off the drawing board!

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Old 9th Sep 2014, 08:30
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 08:34
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An attempt by the Russian Air Force to conceal their resupply of munitions to separatist fighters at a deployed location in the Ukraine was not too successful.
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 08:35
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There had been another misunderstanding at the MOD's hotel booking service.
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