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Old 18th Oct 2014, 19:50
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RAF budget cuts begin to bite when SACW Nightly was forced to resort to simply waving her hands instead of blowing something.
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Old 18th Oct 2014, 19:51
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From now on, SROs will have a musical accompaniment.
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Old 18th Oct 2014, 19:52
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Future officers put through their paces to ensure they are full of wind and lack coordination.
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Old 18th Oct 2014, 19:52
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Dining-in night at the St Mawgan joint mess.
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Old 18th Oct 2014, 19:55
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And finally, when the Chinese opened the tank, what did they find?

(Not, as was first thought, a cure for Ebola.)
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Old 18th Oct 2014, 19:58
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Evidence that not only did the RAF know about Schrage Musik in mid 1943 but that they also attempted trials with counter measures.
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Old 18th Oct 2014, 20:01
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[@ Nutty

Take it from one who knows, that describes ex-officers.]

"Right, we've got the blackbirds, now where's the pie?"
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Old 18th Oct 2014, 20:08
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"No borrocks!"
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Old 18th Oct 2014, 20:29
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RAF Band all set for Gay Pride parade.
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Old 18th Oct 2014, 20:29
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10 double espressos for everyone and you see the result.
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Old 18th Oct 2014, 20:49
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"You can blow your own trumpets as much as you like, you're still not getting in without ties."
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Old 18th Oct 2014, 21:09
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"Cecil the cymbal" sounds a gas warning to the rest of the troupe as "Windy Wendy" lets one go. Turning away while breathing through their survival equipment is now their only hope.
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Old 18th Oct 2014, 22:17
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The "Earning a Bandsman's Brevet" thread won't be nearly as interesting...
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Old 18th Oct 2014, 22:20
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Last line against ISIS attack makes debut..........
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Old 18th Oct 2014, 22:20
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Has anybody got any Talent.......
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Old 18th Oct 2014, 22:37
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Nancy forgot her Trumpet so she whipped out her Jazz Hands!

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Suddenly realising that the Wind sections name had nothing to do with music, Nancy was shocked!
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Old 18th Oct 2014, 22:40
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RAF clothing store shows off their one size fits all...... Badly...... Line of uniforms
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Old 18th Oct 2014, 23:21
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Sally had to mime after reading that the definition of a lady is: 'Someone who can play an accordion - but chooses not to.'
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Old 19th Oct 2014, 00:39
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Yes ladies and Gentleman this is all the Air Force you get with the new Strategic Review........
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