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Old 8th Sep 2014, 09:37
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I will post something tonight if a pic has not appeared!
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Old 8th Sep 2014, 10:07
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Any excuse.....
Who needs an excuse?

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Old 8th Sep 2014, 11:08
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Good grief!
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Old 8th Sep 2014, 11:17
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Fox3, you could always Czech your fireman's helmet - it turns out to be written in Czech (translation provided) by a cunning linguist...
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Old 8th Sep 2014, 11:53
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OK, Try this one and I will hand over to ValMORNA to judge!


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Old 8th Sep 2014, 12:49
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Buster ... Stop making an exhibition of yourself



Yes ... that's an entry for 622's pic
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Old 8th Sep 2014, 12:51
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OK Skipper ... I'll put a note in the 700 that the Brakes need looking at
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Old 8th Sep 2014, 13:23
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Can't go on Skipper...exhausted...I think I've hit the wall.

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Ilyushin's answer to the A380.

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Capacity? Da. Stealth? Nyet!

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The guy in number 18 keeps telling us he's a pilot...

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Ivan, when I said I wanted a design that would give me capacity like a block of flats..l
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Old 8th Sep 2014, 13:26
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Its not real - its an optical Ilyushin.
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Old 8th Sep 2014, 13:29
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"I'd swear that wasn't there when we took off"


............................................................ ...


"The Director of Operations requires you in his office at 10:00 hours sharp, whatever else you may be doing."
"But......"
"BE THERE!"

...................

p.s. I think wensleydale has a winner already
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Old 8th Sep 2014, 13:54
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Whilst BA may offer to drive you to the Airport, Aeroflot offers a drop you off at your flat service.

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Ryan Air introduce a new simulator at their headquarters building.
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Old 8th Sep 2014, 14:20
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I told you backing up using reverse thrust without a wing walker was a bad idea !
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Old 8th Sep 2014, 16:48
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We've had a complaint from the flat downstairs Skipper, they say can we stop flushing the bog into his living room.
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Old 8th Sep 2014, 17:29
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I say, those Russkies are getting better at aluminium extrusions!
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Old 8th Sep 2014, 19:00
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Additional crew rest facilities were added for long range flights.
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Old 8th Sep 2014, 19:00
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The Russians' jamming experiments with window were not progressing well.
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Old 8th Sep 2014, 19:47
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NutLoose,


Number 3 on my list of Posting Rules reads . .


"You may not post attachments". Perhaps when I get a bit older it'll be OK.
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Old 8th Sep 2014, 19:47
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"Fuel on, brakes on, throttles closed, switches off... oh b*gger, the brakes failed".
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Old 8th Sep 2014, 20:24
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"So, that's what you meant by hours building."
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Old 8th Sep 2014, 20:30
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Early Soviet architecture college attempt at Church Tower with Flying Buttress...
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