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Old 4th Jun 2014, 15:36
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And the next little number is "Tanks for the Memory" - now all together.......
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Old 4th Jun 2014, 15:41
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Don't tell the General, Darling ... but that tank has just run-over Speckled Jim
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Old 4th Jun 2014, 15:44
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Sod this for a game of soldiers ... I'm off to join the "20 Minuters"
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Old 4th Jun 2014, 15:56
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RSM just out of shot ...

"Oi you orrible bunch of layabouts get that bl00dy tank off my lawn at the double"
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Old 4th Jun 2014, 17:15
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Singing... "Ma Cherie armour"
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Old 4th Jun 2014, 18:30
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Send in the Clowns ! (don't think much of the "props", though).
 
Old 4th Jun 2014, 18:35
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Clearly someone at headquarters was confused by the performers request for two more tracks.

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Old 4th Jun 2014, 19:21
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Logistics was an unexpected part of the problem for the concert party when it was discovered that the new leading lady suffered from turrets syndrome.
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Old 4th Jun 2014, 22:12
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Hey Sarge, these guys in front of our tank, I thought they were the concert party, but it turns out they are the Tiananmen Square Remembrance Day party.
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Old 4th Jun 2014, 22:14
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"Hey Sarge, who are these concert party guys in white?"
"They're French surrender monkeys son"
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Old 4th Jun 2014, 22:25
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The Risk of the new Show Tanking seemed all the more likely.
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Old 4th Jun 2014, 23:37
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"Sweet Jesus, that girl looks like a man".

"That's the Women's Royal Army Corp for you"
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Old 4th Jun 2014, 23:46
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"It's supposed to be 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarves!"
"Shut it. You're lucky to get a clown's outfit, and that's only because XI Squadron shot down Richthofen's Circus this morning"




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"psst, who are the guys in uniform at the back?"
"They're the impressionists.They do Muffin the Mule"
"I thought that was illegal..?"
"Times is 'ard"



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"Will there be a fat lady singing too?"
"No. It's only 1917"
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Old 5th Jun 2014, 01:53
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Farmer Brown and sons display a bumper crop of picadors...
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Old 5th Jun 2014, 01:56
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This crew of the King's First Armored Brigade was not impressed by the quality of the King's First Comfort Brigade personnel...
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Old 5th Jun 2014, 01:58
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Mad Max: Beyond Thunderhome...
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Old 5th Jun 2014, 07:35
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No you idiot - I said that the badge of the Tank Corps was topped by a CROWN!
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Old 7th Jun 2014, 05:18
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Don't look behind you lads, but the general is sending you a message about what he thought of your act - it tanked.
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Old 7th Jun 2014, 06:25
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The four replacements did not feel confident when they were introduced to their new officers.
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Old 7th Jun 2014, 06:26
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He's behind you!
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