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" I told you, it only needs a quick flick of the ignition switch to get it to turn over"
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"Ok, now we put a bed on the tracks and we should be able to start processing the paydirt for Gold"
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Well I have looked in the manual, but there is nothing to cover jacking it up inverted.
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I hear the RAF are scrambling Fiona Banners Jaguar from Tate Britain to take us out.
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When you said that 'in order to get the old b*tch going you would rub her points with light oil, slip one in the box, then turn her over', I thought that you were discussing your latest girlfriend!
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We better let them know our beloved leader will miss the function until we can get the tank off his foot.
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It's a pity we didn't take the Landy today. We could have radioed back to base that we'd rolled the Rover over, over.
Ok guys listen in. I like a good laugh as well, but we need to get back on track.
Ok guys listen in. I like a good laugh as well, but we need to get back on track.
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"Ok, now we contact those decadent western Mythbusters and point out that it is possible to pole vault a tank using the barrel"