Caption competition

[Roadster280]

Yes, I fully appreciate it was a **** landing, but you try it without opposable thumbs

[cattletruck]

Muttley! Doooooo sooomethiiiiiinnnggg!

[Roadster280]

Boss, the weather report is dog****.

[NutLoose]

I said I wanted a Bulldog captain, what the hell is that?

[NutLoose]

You may laugh, but I'm wiping my arse on your seat..

[Buster Hyman]

CoPilot: "Geezuzz! What the hell is that?"
Dog: "Sorry...just a little tail wind"

[CoffmanStarter]

You like my Flying Hat ... I don't ... I wanted a Bonedome


Hat, coat and back in to the shadows ...

[NutLoose]

Sniffing butts and licking arses, have you ever considered becoming a fighter pilot?

[Wensleydale]

"Curse you, Red Baron!"

[Wensleydale]

Following its failure to gain air worthiness, Rivet Joint has been replaced by an airborne sniffer dog.

[Ian Corrigible]

After some dogged campaigning, Air Combat Command finally relented and gave Lt. Col. Fido command of a B-1B.

[racedo]

Boneyard here we come..........

[racedo]

Hey Dog why do you lick your balls......
Hey Pilot, you need to ask then you will never know.

[racedo]

Hey Dog to we need to follow every stray dog on the street...........
Woof woof.

[NutLoose]

Don't worry, when they said torch Fido, they meant the fog dispersant

[Wensleydale]

Although an excellent pilot, Rover decided against a military career when he discovered that it meant Positive Vetting.

[racedo]

Hey Buster, we were welcomed with open arms, lots of food and drink, asked to come back anytime and then you see the Staish's Labrador bitch in heat and you go and do it on the lawn in front of everybody.

Hey Pilot, Lab was blonde and good looking, notice you left Staish's daughter alone.

[Danny42C]

"Enough to make a dog bite its father (or its second dickie !)"

[Wander00]

Don't call me that - I am not Gibson's dog

[CoffmanStarter]