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Old 10th Dec 2006, 08:53
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More leg room and the cheapest one way ticket book online now on fly by night airline
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Old 10th Dec 2006, 08:57
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The CAA become concerned about the trend in No Frills airlines

<oops, been done>

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Old 10th Dec 2006, 10:00
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Mummy, when will my round things drop like daddy's?
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Old 10th Dec 2006, 10:42
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Terry-Newal-Thompson was slightly concerned about Northwest's over-ambitious weight saving programme. The engines were missed most, but on the other hand, he was starting to enjoy being enchouraged to land without using u/c....

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Old 11th Dec 2006, 09:01
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"You're gonna need one helluva blue screen, Mr Spielberg, if you're gonna make this thing look like it's flying."
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Old 12th Dec 2006, 09:42
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Northwest aircraft really are as old as their cabin crews.
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Old 12th Dec 2006, 10:03
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Christmas trees - not just a feature of the UK mil fleet.
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Old 12th Dec 2006, 10:03
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Northwest regretted parking their jet at John Lennon airport.
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Old 12th Dec 2006, 10:05
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rarely - there's quite an echo in here sometimes - see this
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Old 12th Dec 2006, 10:29
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AA. Humble apologies - missed that one in haste to make witty caption!!! Plagiarism never pays.
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Old 12th Dec 2006, 11:00
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TNT attempt to deflect heat of Stansted - East Midlands - Birmingham 737 ferago by re-branding their fleet.

Network Rail investigate mass railway sleeper theft.

747-1200 goes back to drawing board after access for captain's wallet deemed too narrow.
 
Old 12th Dec 2006, 11:53
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Especially for deceased aircrew - a new twist on the traditional Viking Send Off.
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Old 12th Dec 2006, 12:30
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TNT attempt to deflect heat of Stansted - East Midlands - Birmingham 737 ferago by re-branding their fleet.
Thief!
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Old 12th Dec 2006, 13:29
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Originally Posted by clicker
ZH875,
Thanks for the compliment. Must remember that for my next annual review from my boss.
"Captain, we are still clearing a few MELs and CDLs but we will have 'em ready for the afternoon push."

Northwest comes out of bankruptcy with a bare-bones approach to airline ops.
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Old 12th Dec 2006, 13:45
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New training ground for potential shoe bombers identified
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Old 12th Dec 2006, 14:40
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"I say Nigel....This Deferred Defects program is getting a bit out of hand wouldn't you say?"
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Old 12th Dec 2006, 19:44
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By painting out the name on the Jumbo, the receivers were fairly sure that no-one would know what airline it had come from!!!
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Old 12th Dec 2006, 20:18
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Warton's new MRA4 facility is coming on a treat!
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Old 13th Dec 2006, 06:54
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The makers of the hit TV series accept they may have LOST the plot and stretched credibility too far as not one, but two airliners begin to take shape on the castaways island.
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Old 13th Dec 2006, 07:52
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It'll do a trip.

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The last time I signed off a Cat 5-Fly they sent me to the Falklands. Let's wait for B Shift...
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