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Bob Gates doesn't know what he's talking about, no carrier in service? What about the buy back option on Viraat? Next time we must read the small print about it coming with a full Indian crew as well.
It suddenly dawned on Jim that he may not have been the only one to read the graffiti on the toilet door saying "For a good time meet me on the flight deck at 8.30".
Runner up to Flarkey with
But the winner is 622 with
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Sailor 1: "It's nice out, isn't it?"
Sailor 2: "Yes it is. I think I'll get mine out too."
Sailor 2: "Yes it is. I think I'll get mine out too."
Sorry Sir, It's the German exchange sailors...every morning they are out with their towels!
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"Stop arsing around"
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"The last WRAC that did that we had to fix bayonets to pry her off the ground and break the suction, she was stuck fast like a limpet."
Hob Nailed Boots a bit slick are they Sergeant Major?
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"You put your left leg in
your right leg out
In, out, in, out,
You shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Cokey and you turn around
That's what it's all about..."
your right leg out
In, out, in, out,
You shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Cokey and you turn around
That's what it's all about..."
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"Ouch that looks painful"
"That's not the half of it Comrade, my dick is stuck in the drain grill"
"That's not the half of it Comrade, my dick is stuck in the drain grill"