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Old 28th Jan 2014, 11:53
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"...and you know it's illegal anyway! Fancy trying to flog your spare flying suit on eBay - the giveaway was the username 'Willykingy'!
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Old 28th Jan 2014, 12:30
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"So which of the Reds would you consider having an affair with?"
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Old 28th Jan 2014, 13:09
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Runner up is Brick History, with

"Right, the last sighting of Camilla at full gallop was here..."
In second is Sasless, with

Cor'....Apaches! I must speak to Gram about a transfer!
Congratulations, in first place is a late entry from Airborne Artist, with

"So which of the Reds would you consider having an affair with?"
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Old 28th Jan 2014, 13:59
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Honoured indeed.

Do your best with this, which is from a page entitled "Training Afghan pilots":

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Old 28th Jan 2014, 14:13
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"Yes Wills.....when you get that Note from Grams we will send you to Apaches....but not until then!"


Or....

Martha explains what difference a Degree means.
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Old 28th Jan 2014, 14:15
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"I see, so just to confirm, out of ten, you say you'd give me one?"

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Old 28th Jan 2014, 14:17
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Training Afghan Pilots : Lesson 1 - "Parking"
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Old 28th Jan 2014, 14:24
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At this point the Afghans had still not worked out the "o" meant ferk
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Old 28th Jan 2014, 14:26
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Late email updates?

Off topic but is anyone else getting very late notifications by emails of updates to this thread.

Reason I ask is that mine have been in the order of three days after the post was made.
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Old 28th Jan 2014, 14:36
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OK guys lets play bingo, I'm selling these marker pens for 50p each.
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Old 28th Jan 2014, 14:55
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"Now students, this is a pen. You may have heard of this modern technology".
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Old 28th Jan 2014, 14:58
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I never knew pilots owned uniform other than the "flying suit for every occasion".

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Old 28th Jan 2014, 15:04
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"Bernard Matthews' turkey drumsticks - they're so versatile!!"


"I've got one in it at the moment actually..."
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Old 28th Jan 2014, 15:40
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"The next one to point out I'm not wearing a burka gets stabbed in the eye within this f***ing pen and locked in his room on Thursday night. Alone. Okay ?"
 
Old 28th Jan 2014, 15:46
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I've got a whiteboard but you've all got slates. Well, you might as well get used to it for when the Taliban are back.


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Old 28th Jan 2014, 16:23
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I know you are off to a desk job, but Capt Harry I heard that comment about my ar$e
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Old 28th Jan 2014, 16:31
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"I was told to start from basics, so.... cap off, cap on, cap off, and once we have mastered this, next week we will move onto retractable ballpoints"
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Old 28th Jan 2014, 16:38
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"Before we start, I have just had a note from the chef, he apologies for the mix up but hopes you all enjoyed the pork cutlets."
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Old 28th Jan 2014, 16:43
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"Rest assured Gentlemen, I have never had anyone walk out of my classroom and fail my courses, that's why I carry a sidearm, all the failures have been carried out."
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Old 28th Jan 2014, 17:34
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Audience (to the leading male character thats traditionally played by a young woman)

"IT'S BEHIND YOU!"

"Oh no it isn't".

"Oh yes it is".
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