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Old 26th Oct 2011, 22:01
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"I know. Could happen to anyone. The flap lever looks SO like the gear lever doesn't it Your Highness."
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Old 27th Oct 2011, 01:20
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In the interests of pilot safety, Virgin Australia explored all options to remove the inherent risk of mobile stairs.
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Old 27th Oct 2011, 11:12
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The USAF unveils the C-130M "Big Mac", aka" superFat-bastard Albert"
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Old 27th Oct 2011, 11:52
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I've checked it sir, we're definitely not chocked, perhaps the brakes are stuck on?
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Old 27th Oct 2011, 11:57
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"Gear down, please."
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Old 27th Oct 2011, 12:24
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Here's your Sign!

If you need Rocket Bottles to Taxi....you are going to have a" Hat On Chat sans Tea" with someone with a very ruddy complexion!
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Old 28th Oct 2011, 09:39
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Judging - tomorrow (Saturday) afternoon (late, NZ time).

This will not be easy methinks.
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Old 28th Oct 2011, 11:01
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This will not be easy methinks.
Of course it will, put Buster in second place or mention him as a runner up, the rest is easy...
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Old 28th Oct 2011, 14:09
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"Err...Has anyone got a really big jack?"
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Old 28th Oct 2011, 14:22
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"Next time Bloggs try looking out of the window rather than believing the radalt"
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Old 28th Oct 2011, 18:55
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"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"AAIB"
"Oh sh1t"
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Old 29th Oct 2011, 15:44
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Look on the bright side Skip, sitting at the side of the runway, going nowhere will put you in good stead for your new job at Qantas.
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Old 29th Oct 2011, 19:41
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Very difficult with so many on-topic comments

Here goes:

Runner up

Fox3WheresMyBanana with:

"I know. Could happen to anyone. The flap lever looks SO like the gear lever doesn't it Your Highness."

and the winner:

squeaker with

I've checked it sir, we're definitely not chocked, perhaps the brakes are stuck on?
Take it away squeaker!
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Old 31st Oct 2011, 08:23
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Thanks Lurker! Though I have to say "Knock Knock.." made me laugh!

Try This:

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Old 31st Oct 2011, 08:31
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"Yes, Scroggins, mechanising the Central Band of the RAF has saved a fortune".
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Old 31st Oct 2011, 09:52
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The German army was often accused of blowing its own trumpet
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Old 31st Oct 2011, 11:07
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Troops deploy for the battle of the little big horn...
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Old 31st Oct 2011, 11:17
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Due to a mix-up, Lt Glenn Miller was posted to a job in comms kit procurement.
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Old 31st Oct 2011, 11:28
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It's for blowing raspberries at the enemy, corporal
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Old 31st Oct 2011, 11:42
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And you say that these are the Harrier GR1 deployable simulators that cost £65M each? Yes Sir, BAe were virtually giving them away!

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