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Old 29th Nov 2013, 10:43
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Undercarriage lever a bit sticky sir?
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Old 29th Nov 2013, 10:44
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Resized to help
Nope...still can't land it!
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Old 29th Nov 2013, 10:47
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At this point SATCO knew the runway resurfacing should have been given a little more time to set.
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Old 29th Nov 2013, 11:23
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"Max Reheat on Two...and it still only half flies!"
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Old 29th Nov 2013, 11:37
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'..airborne (just), now to miss the lighting tower..'
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Old 29th Nov 2013, 11:37
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Remind me again...which bit did the French do?

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I said SEPECAT, not STEPPING CAT you idiot!
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Old 29th Nov 2013, 11:48
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Now listen - dogs lift their leg to wee, but you area pussycat. just remember that
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Old 29th Nov 2013, 12:16
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"Silly me, I shouldn't have eaten lunch and forgotten to use the loo before takeoff!"
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Old 29th Nov 2013, 13:33
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Fox3's QFI "One of your better take-offs, Fox. How long have you been doing this piloting game; all day?"




and that's a real quote (though not about the Jag)

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Old 29th Nov 2013, 13:35
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WIWOL we did a spirited departure ... Oh hang on
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Old 29th Nov 2013, 13:39
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Bl00dy typical ... lob in to John Lennon Airport Liverpool on a diversion and the bu99ers have got you jacked up ready to nick the tyres just as you touch down
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Old 29th Nov 2013, 13:40
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Old 29th Nov 2013, 13:48
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Look Bloggs I said ... "You're clear to trample the RAG" ... not dance on it !
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Old 29th Nov 2013, 13:49
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Most Jag pilots thought they could get their leg-over most things
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Old 29th Nov 2013, 15:03
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I meant to do that
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Old 29th Nov 2013, 15:04
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No you idiot the turn to 180 was for after the takeoff !
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Old 29th Nov 2013, 15:06
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Well at least he didn't use the Greek method.....
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Old 29th Nov 2013, 15:41
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Despite caning it down the runway and doing hard turns, Pilot Officer Smythe still couldn't manage to illuminate the MT Christmas tree lights for speeding or hard driving.
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Old 29th Nov 2013, 15:46
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Briefing

As an example of MOD saving money we have updated the Jaguar NAVWASS with a car based GPS system...

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"At the next Junction Turn Left in 50..40...30...5 Yards, turning left"

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"What the F***"
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Old 29th Nov 2013, 16:11
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Who left that f'ing chewing gum on the runway??
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