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Old 25th Nov 2013, 17:55
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Danny42C ... along the lines of "Can I do you now, Sir?"
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Old 25th Nov 2013, 18:07
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In the days of 'proper' aviation, coat and tie was a given...
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Old 25th Nov 2013, 18:13
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Skipper, Danny42C says "Left hand down a bit"
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Old 25th Nov 2013, 19:08
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Skipper, we need more than the 2 minutes to target for this stuff, you need someone CORGI registered. There's dials and levels and gauges and everything.
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Old 25th Nov 2013, 20:15
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"Umm, say, listen, I know I volunteered to test this new-fangled 'bang seat' contraption, but weren't you supposed to cut a hole in the fuselage as well..."
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Old 25th Nov 2013, 21:24
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Autolycus Mk1 involved sampled air being passed from the air gatherer unit straight to the operator's face mask for analysis. Close proximity to a snorting submarine (Possub 3) was usually indicated by the operator turning blue and collapsing.
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Old 25th Nov 2013, 21:59
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"Farted? Of course I've farted. You don't think I smell like this all the time do you?"
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Old 26th Nov 2013, 01:27
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"What altitude? My dear boy, we're still on the ground...this is my Bong!"
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Old 26th Nov 2013, 01:27
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MPN11, "Spot on" !

clicker, Oddly enough, "Stew", my gunner on 110 and 8 (IAF) in Burma, always complained that I flew left-wing low. Told him he was lopsided !

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Old 26th Nov 2013, 04:59
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"This new Joint Rivet Kit is the dogs bollo*** Skipper, Hows your end"?
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Old 26th Nov 2013, 06:13
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I spy with my little eye, something beginning with R.
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Old 26th Nov 2013, 06:59
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Old 26th Nov 2013, 07:01
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"ALL AHEAD FULL" ... Ignore him he still thinks he's in the Royal Navy
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Old 26th Nov 2013, 07:07
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"Rubber Duck, this here's Bear in the Air. You're wall-to-wall and ten foot tall, good buddy. Looks like we got us a convoy".

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Old 26th Nov 2013, 07:54
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"...and now, A Walk in the Black Forest..."
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Old 26th Nov 2013, 08:40
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"You know...bally ten-penny ones dropping in the custard" ... don't worry about him ... he's been watching too much Monty Python
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Old 26th Nov 2013, 08:41
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"I haven't a clue what they're on about, Skipper. Something about radar vectors to the ILS and ignoring the vases".

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"Er, did you say squawk standby and contact Director Stud 7? I haven't the foggiest what you're on about, old chap. Do you have FIDO?"

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Old 26th Nov 2013, 09:46
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The Puma Mk2 upgrade took slightly longer than expected.
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Old 26th Nov 2013, 09:49
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OK Skipper, I've got Mrs Dale's Diary on the Light Programme, apparently she's very worried about Jim ........
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Old 26th Nov 2013, 10:00
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It gets nice and toasty in the radio office once the valves warm up.
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