Caption competition

[Longhitter]

BOO! There, that'll scare the sh*t out of 'em

[EyesFront]

I know you told me that DEFRA's new weapon would go 'past your eyes' but this wasn't quite what I expected

[pohm1]

Man in basket-"If I'd have known it would get this cold, I'd have brought a Jersey."

P1

[ACW599]

"Hello, Directory Enquiries.... can I have a number for the local Specsavers please, urgently?

[dubbleyew eight]

"did you just see a flying cow?"
"no Captain"
"good, neither did I"

[SASless]

Longhitter shouted "Boo!"....and sadly he was correct.....and a Biological Attack occurred in Violation of several International Accords!

[NutLoose]

Finally..... a contest Buster can well and truly milk!

[NutLoose]

"Ah this reminds me, did i tell you about the WAAF I pulled last night?"

[CoffmanStarter]

BEagle and his PPRuNe Charcoal Flight chums have probably bitten off more than they can chew this time

[CoffmanStarter]

Sorry Boss I was on the piste last night ...

[CoffmanStarter]

[CoffmanStarter]

V1 ...... Ruminate !

[NutLoose]

"Oh Damn.... We've given it a hernia"

[SASless]

Buster seemed udderly fascinated by the prospects of milking this but felt a Tit as he was caught short handed.

[CoffmanStarter]

And for my next aerobatic manouver I will demonstrate the Reverse Cowgirl with Inverted Pull-through

[Fly26]

"I can't believe it's not butter" calling "old McDonald" we're airborne and visual with "pedigree chum" over ........

[Kiltrash]

Your mission Mr Phelps, should you choose to accept it, is to get Assange, Manning and Snowden to a country without extradition treaty.

Eff Off, the impossible we do, miracle's take a little longer

[Danny42C]

The hills are alive with the sound of.................Oh, dear.

[NutLoose]

"It must have been designed by BAe, I mean who put the horn up there?"

[NutLoose]

"We're mooooo ving along quite nicely now"