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Old 30th Jul 2013, 21:29
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"We need to go backwards"

"Well pull the udder one"
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Old 30th Jul 2013, 21:35
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It farts to move forward !


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Do tell. I have read about it and it is funny but would like to hear yours.
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Old 30th Jul 2013, 22:57
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"You can slow down now, we've left the Jag well behind us"
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Old 30th Jul 2013, 22:59
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"Bloody hell it's cold up here".... Yep it's positively friesian"
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Old 30th Jul 2013, 23:02
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Look when I said "Pancake" I expected you to land, not flatten that house.
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Old 30th Jul 2013, 23:05
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The new Swiss Covert Surveillance Craft was an Udder Cow in the air.
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Old 30th Jul 2013, 23:34
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Remake of the Great Escape, and Steve McQueen wants it to be a bit more friendly with how he gets over the Swiss border. NO BARBED WIRE please

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Old 31st Jul 2013, 00:20
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"My next balloon will be a flying pig."
"It'll never happen."
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Old 31st Jul 2013, 02:13
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It was clear that the Cow needed a longer run up to get over the moon...

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Nutlooses bitter ex pays him a visit.

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Geneva ATC: "I picked a hell of a day to give up glue sniffing!"
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Old 31st Jul 2013, 06:48
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"Very nice, Hoskins, but Project Kowloon was a codename, not an operational requirement".
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Old 31st Jul 2013, 07:07
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It's only the mother in law flying in to see Prince George.
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Old 31st Jul 2013, 07:48
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"Err negative Neatishead ... we're not armed with Red Tops ... Just semi-skimmed"
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Old 31st Jul 2013, 07:50
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Old 31st Jul 2013, 07:51
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"Finals uddercarrage down and locked with four greens"
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Old 31st Jul 2013, 07:56
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When I said it was time for another round of Holsten Bloggs ... you get me a Holstein
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Old 31st Jul 2013, 08:24
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Broadsword calling Dairy Bell...Broadsword calling Dairy Bell....
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Old 31st Jul 2013, 09:26
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Looks like the Red Bull gave her wings.

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Old 31st Jul 2013, 09:36
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"I'm not getting in that. The steaks are too high".
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"Bombing target 50 metres straight ahead. Bum doors OPEN!"
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Best I lay off the Jäger Bombs for a bit.
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