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"Hop in Sir and we'll test security at the entrance to Downing Street. Got to keep the working class on their toes".
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"Messy eater or not, he still could have taken his bib off!"
"And the rest of the Regiment is....?"
"Probably queuing outside the Dole Office in Sunderland Sir. Driver Jones is The Northumberland Fusiliers now Sir. Apart from 6 Colonels in Whitehall, obviously."
"Probably queuing outside the Dole Office in Sunderland Sir. Driver Jones is The Northumberland Fusiliers now Sir. Apart from 6 Colonels in Whitehall, obviously."
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Funny story... Gordon Brown wanted to call these things John Prescott's, because low down they are built like brick sh*t houses but have sod all up top.
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"..so how good are these? Well, let me tell you, I would trust my own mother-in-law to drive one down to the local shops to get the weekly groceries - have you ever seen the state of the roads around here - I mean they are worse than most of the streets in Christchurch..."
No, there isn't a seat warmer button Sir. It heats up very quickly though - especially when you drive over an IED...
Funny if it wasn't serious - inspiration credit to Cattletruck
Funny if it wasn't serious - inspiration credit to Cattletruck
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Dave:
"Will you press fellas stop referring to him as a soldier? You can see from the mudguard brassard and ridiculous flat cap beret with capbadge halfway round his swede that he's a rockape!".
"Will you press fellas stop referring to him as a soldier? You can see from the mudguard brassard and ridiculous flat cap beret with capbadge halfway round his swede that he's a rockape!".
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Cameron : " I want to make it perfectly clear that I didn't say to the Corporal 'Best you learn your f------ place . . . you don’t run this f------ government . . . you’re f------ plebs.’ "
Well it's at least topical ...
Well it's at least topical ...
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The PM inspects the new Mobile Quick Reaction Midwifery Unit now deployed to AFG ... "So Corporal I understand that in addition to being a Driver you are now a qualified Midwife ?" ... "Sir !"
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If I run my hand along this and find any dust, it's jankers for you my lad..
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Oi Nutloose!
'Ok who put the superglue on the door frame?' - I've already done that one.
Last time I made that mistake I got red-carded
Last time I made that mistake I got red-carded
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