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Old 24th Aug 2012, 01:56
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As a paper shredder, I think it's over engineered Hoskins.
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Old 24th Aug 2012, 04:14
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MOD procurement policy ensures latest helicopter selection is another basket case.

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Old 24th Aug 2012, 04:35
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"No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!"
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Old 24th Aug 2012, 06:50
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Suits You Sir ! Oh ! A nice wool double breasted ! Oh ! An overnight bag and a man with a large chopper ! Suits you Sir ! Oh !
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Old 24th Aug 2012, 07:30
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Don't pay the Ferryman!!

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Old 24th Aug 2012, 07:54
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There you are sir, Thank you for using Virgins new 'get you to the airport door to door service.
If you wait 100 years or so then Boris will be building London's new transportation hub here

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Old 24th Aug 2012, 08:22
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The flight test went quite well until the CAA rep decided to carry out a stop and check of the paperwork.
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Old 24th Aug 2012, 09:15
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Julian Assange arrives safely in Ecuador courtesy of the Ecuadorian Secret Service. Quoted as saying 'Ecuadorian stardust sure gets you bent..'




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Old 24th Aug 2012, 09:31
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The ill fated Louis Vuitton/Igor Sikorsky joint venture.
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Old 24th Aug 2012, 10:39
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"Tell HRH his Nanna says he won't be flying any more Apaches until he behaves himself. This'll do instead - it's the aviation version of the Naughty Step."
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Old 24th Aug 2012, 10:43
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The Gorgonzola Cheese sales rep finally discovered a 'safe' way to transport his samples by air.


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Old 24th Aug 2012, 16:17
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The budget for the new SAR helicopter system had been cut down so much it was discovered there wasn't actually room to recover anymore than the rescuee's luggage.
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Old 24th Aug 2012, 16:24
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Predictably, the Ryanair Personalised Downtown Helicopter Transfer delivered Mr Cholmondley-Featherstonehaugh to

EGFU London-Canvey-Island-Gas-Terminal-Approaches-#4-Starboard-Beacon
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Old 24th Aug 2012, 17:08
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Ryan Air air taxi service finds ways to avoid Airport Tax, handling and landing fees by avoiding landing.
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Old 24th Aug 2012, 17:15
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Carry your bag, Sir?
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Old 24th Aug 2012, 17:55
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Ryanair Introduces New Hand-Baggage Weighing Procedure - Headline
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Old 25th Aug 2012, 06:54
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Nah ... Next time the Doc can dangle on the winch like the rest of us ...
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Old 25th Aug 2012, 13:16
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The VS300 Sales Director said, with more than a hint of bitterness,
'We still consider the rival AH64 Apache to be seriously over-engineered'.
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Old 25th Aug 2012, 19:04
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The management buy out of the Penzance to Scilly Isles helicopter service hadn't quite raised the amount of cash required to carry passengers.
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Old 26th Aug 2012, 04:11
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Doris, you know that I love it when you do that, but this is a really tricky manoeuvre!
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