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Old 18th Jan 2013, 08:55
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There's an Infidel behind me? Ha, ha Mustapha, you know I won't be sucked in like that...
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Old 18th Jan 2013, 10:36
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"Bloody tailgaters".
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Old 18th Jan 2013, 10:37
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Old 18th Jan 2013, 10:39
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Nah mate you're going to need some foam underlay to land that thing
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Old 18th Jan 2013, 10:46
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You want buy Mosque Alarm Clock ? That be 2,000 Afghani ... I take American Express ...

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Old 18th Jan 2013, 10:49
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"Negative flyby Ghostrider, the pattern is - well, it's sort of orange with swirly gold bits, and tassels on each corner, by the looks of it."
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Old 18th Jan 2013, 10:53
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... say again Deep Shag Pile ... confirm
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Old 18th Jan 2013, 10:56
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Turban left on to 270 ...
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Old 18th Jan 2013, 11:18
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(Meant in jest, if this is a French or Italian FJ Pilot)

Take the shot
No doesn't feel right
Take the shot Mav
No doesn't feel right
It doesn't get any better!

N0 Bugging out bravely back to base for tea and medals
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Old 18th Jan 2013, 14:07
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After early evaluations of the "carpet bomber" it was decided not to proceed with purchase. Test pilot Abdul "Gripperrod" Mustafa criticised the tendency to want to fly towards Mecca 5 times a day.

In its favour the operating costs only involved a Hoovering once a week

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Old 18th Jan 2013, 14:55
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The DI is U/S but I'm certain I'm steering 090
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Old 18th Jan 2013, 21:36
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A close shave for Bin Laden. He escaped with minor carpet burns...
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Old 18th Jan 2013, 23:24
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…afirm…uh…he says he’s can’t find his virgins…and something else…uh….part of his head is gone…..
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Old 18th Jan 2013, 23:27
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Fighter sweeps it under the Carpet.
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Old 19th Jan 2013, 00:19
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...rodger....just a DNA sample....



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Old 19th Jan 2013, 07:17
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Underlay, underlay! Ariba, ariba!!!
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Old 19th Jan 2013, 08:58
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Enforcing the 36th Parallel no-fly zone does have its challenges.

or

I Follow Rugs.
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Old 19th Jan 2013, 10:28
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New stealth fighter cant out wit USAF F16 pilots ,
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Old 19th Jan 2013, 11:57
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Fecking Friday drivers!
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Old 19th Jan 2013, 12:22
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I don't care how close you come - I'm sticking to the limit...30 'pile' per hour!
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