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Old 17th Aug 2007, 21:24
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You can only LEAN so far and then it will fall over
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Old 17th Aug 2007, 21:26
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"Still a bit late on the round-out, Hoskins".
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Old 17th Aug 2007, 23:21
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"Dont let the nose drop on short finals."

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Old 17th Aug 2007, 23:36
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The Cessna quickly picked up the scent of a Piper in heat...
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Old 20th Aug 2007, 00:19
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How not to rotate....
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Old 20th Aug 2007, 07:04
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"So, when I tap my clipboard on the dashboard, I want you to perform an emergency stop."
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Old 20th Aug 2007, 14:21
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Brian,


"The only control yoke you're going to need now, Bloggs, is the one round the neck of that farmer's yak!"
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Old 20th Aug 2007, 17:30
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The new Cessna Sim is a real killer
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Old 20th Aug 2007, 22:12
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Cessna engineers are rechecking their figures after initial tests on their new digital brake by wire autobrake system.
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Old 20th Aug 2007, 22:16
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SAC Bloggs discovered that the loadsheet was in Pounds and not Kilos just that little bit too late.......
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Old 21st Aug 2007, 12:06
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"Didn't I tell you that flying boats don't land ? - they alight."
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Old 21st Aug 2007, 18:47
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Judging - Wed Evening.....get 'em while they're still hot.....
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Old 21st Aug 2007, 19:44
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The floatplane consortium rued the day that they let Eddie the Eagle join their number
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Old 21st Aug 2007, 20:19
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The owner has applied to have the registration changed to OH-FAK!
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Old 21st Aug 2007, 20:21
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The Irish entry in the spot landing competition couldn't believe his luck..
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Old 21st Aug 2007, 22:23
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OK boy - you got the scent - now go fetch!

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Old 22nd Aug 2007, 00:23
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Take me now, big boy
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Old 22nd Aug 2007, 21:48
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Judging Time.........

These all kept me chuckling for a while however the best (in my strange opinion) were..........

Third: Cargosales with "The prototype Thunderbirds Mole wasn't an instant success"


Second: Brian Dixon's "So, when I tap my clipboard on the dashboard, I want you to perform an emergency stop."


And in first place - is .......... Bruiser Loose with his topical references:


"Tewkesbury Tower, this is Oscar Alfa Kilo"

"Tower, pass yr msg"

"Tower, Oscar Alfa Kilo, have we changed runway?"


Many congrats - over to you.....
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Old 23rd Aug 2007, 08:37
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I would like to thank my agent....................................etc, etc, etc
Hopefully this hasn't been used before, but I'll find out soon enough, I suppose.

The kind owners of this fine establisment have already started us off.
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Old 23rd Aug 2007, 08:43
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Just to get it in before anyone else:

"So Bloggs, how do you think that went?"
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