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Realising troops on long deployments would be missing their wives, the MOD Mk1 comforter was rushed out to theater, designed by committee from soldiers feelings for their wives in which the following facts were gleaned, she lies down for you, but can be a bit wooden, occassionally she gets you a beer, but can be a Pain in the neck
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The touring version of Agatha Christie's 'The Mousetrap' closed after running out of actors.
Remedial training aid for greedy bankers undergoing field tests.
Remedial training aid for greedy bankers undergoing field tests.
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Conclusive proof that US Intelligence is second to none - 24,000 of these suckers, which are a steal at $2m apiece, will be deployed throughout the Stan. “Just add curry, general, and the Taliban are toast.”
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Medaille d'Or, LurkerBelow
what are you guys on,down there?
Medaille de Bronze, Hydromet
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"I gather that none of you have actually tried to capture an elephant before then?"
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Congratulations all and Lurker...... 
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Right, what have we learned here today?
Seat Nutloose over the main undercarriage?
(For anyone concerned, all crew survived.)
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Right, what have we learned here today?
Seat Nutloose over the main undercarriage?
(For anyone concerned, all crew survived.)
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I told ya it was to big to use as an airbrake..
or
"Roll me over, i'm from Dover, roll me over lay me down and do it again"..
or
"So i told him you'll never get it in and he said, well, i'll take a Stab at it".
.
or
"Roll me over, i'm from Dover, roll me over lay me down and do it again"..
or
"So i told him you'll never get it in and he said, well, i'll take a Stab at it".
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