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Old 22nd Oct 2011, 10:14
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Health and Safety officials deemed this height was sufficient for wheelchair bound paratroopers to board the Erkuleez.
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Old 22nd Oct 2011, 10:37
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By 'eck lad, is thee deaf?! I said "Ay up!" not "gear up!"
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Old 22nd Oct 2011, 10:56
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It's ok Skip, Iv'e had a look and can confirm the whining noise you can still hear isn't an engine still running, it is the Ground Eng assessing the damage"
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Old 22nd Oct 2011, 11:28
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"I've heard of going in below the radar, but this is taking it too far"
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Old 22nd Oct 2011, 12:20
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...Ahh...you brought your wallet aboard didn't you Skip?

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Producers rethink the parachute entrance for this years Biggest Loser season opener...
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Old 22nd Oct 2011, 12:25
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Adele and Johnny Vegas arrive in the 'Stan' for the concert party.
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Old 22nd Oct 2011, 16:54
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"Chiefy's compliments, sir, and he'd like to check your opthalmic prescription and your birth certificate".
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Old 22nd Oct 2011, 22:37
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Fat Albert decided it was time to diet.
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Old 23rd Oct 2011, 07:53
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" ...a little late on the roundout, Hoskins"


or

" and we're still doing pax weight using the average of an American from 1954 are we?"
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Old 23rd Oct 2011, 09:34
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No Bloggs, this isn't what we meant when we asked for a ground run.....
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Old 23rd Oct 2011, 09:45
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"One creep mark has moved a tadge but she's fine otherwise. I'll ADF it when we get back".
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Old 23rd Oct 2011, 09:48
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" So, Flying Officer Bloggs, in your defence you say you met these three AAC pilots in the bar and came to a double or quits bet with the crew impress that you could land a Hercules anywhere a Lynx could land ....is that correct ?"
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Old 23rd Oct 2011, 10:13
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Skipper wants to see the Loadmaster...
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Old 23rd Oct 2011, 12:39
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"Ok boss, that's the last of the crew rations onboard, ok to load the pax now"?
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Old 23rd Oct 2011, 14:50
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For god's sake man, you've left the bloody flaps down again.
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Old 24th Oct 2011, 00:34
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The case for an Air Loadmaster annual fitness test becomes even harder to ignore.

P1
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Old 24th Oct 2011, 06:55
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"Hey, Can you guys confirm if the Brits use QNH or QFE out here ?"
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Old 26th Oct 2011, 17:24
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Hey, maybe the load weight was kgs and not lbs afterall!
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Old 26th Oct 2011, 21:29
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More images emerge from the OBL raid...
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Old 26th Oct 2011, 21:57
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The front half of the "Stealth Blackhawk", pictured in Bin Laden's back garden, just before they blew it up.....

(bummer, just read post above; great minds think alike....).
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