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Old 7th May 2012, 16:46
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For Gods sake, will the defence chiefs order a supply of hankies to help combat this flu epedemic.
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Old 7th May 2012, 21:33
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Word soon spread among the troops that they would be going home on an Italian liner.
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Ass kissing lessons finally included in Officer training.
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Old 8th May 2012, 06:52
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Those MRE bagels are really awful.
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Old 8th May 2012, 07:33
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Arhhh ... the smell of a new Dunlopillo Surgical Cushion fresh out of it's packaging !
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Dr. Wang realised his Safe Sex course for the troops was going to be a long one...
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Old 8th May 2012, 10:15
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North Korea's synchronised swimming team get ready for their Olympic debut.
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Trouble brewing in the Mess as the men believe their SpaghettiO's are going a bit off !
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Old 8th May 2012, 12:42
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"If you lot dont get those inflated sharpish ill stick my boot so far up your collective Jacksies you'll spend the rest of the week sittin' on 'em"
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Ryanair now charge £10 for lifejackets, but deny that the instruction to "only inflate your lifejacket when outside the aircraft" is a ruse to stop customers demanding a refund.
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After winning the caption comp, Nutloose's cheer squad prepare for the year long "celebrations"!
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Old 9th May 2012, 10:40
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So! You are the ones who have piles? Blow -- so you can sit yourselves on 'em!



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Old 9th May 2012, 10:50
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First one to make a poodle is the winner!
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Old 10th May 2012, 01:11
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Sorry but I really must insist that we introduce a ban on noserings.
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"...and next in the parade is the Lubricant Brigade. A welcome sight after many a long patrol..."
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Old 10th May 2012, 06:36
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Ring o' ring of green,
A pocket full of rice,
We shall be masters of the universe.
Wouldn't that be nice?
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Old 10th May 2012, 07:03
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There once was a soldier named Chang.
Who's love life lacked a good bang.
The entire squad knew, they longed for it too!
So inflato-babe became the new....thang.
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Old 11th May 2012, 17:17
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Horror - with the sudden realisation that some joker had been playing with the super-glue and the emergency life preservers!
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Old 11th May 2012, 20:47
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Thats it.

In third place is myself with;

Back from tour, 22 Rimming Squadron finally get the ring-side seats they'd been promised.

Second place goes to CoffmanStarter with;

North Korea begin the schooling of their troops in the superior ancient Lancastrian Martial Art of Ecky Thump ... combat "green" puddings are being issued as a top priority.

But the winner is................................... Buster Hyman with;

After winning the caption comp, Nutloose's cheer squad prepare for the year long "celebrations"!



Congratulations BH. You is up.
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Old 11th May 2012, 21:10
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The Chinese knock offs company had got the scale of the polo mints slightly wrong.

Ooops too late, that wil lteach me to refresh first.
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