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Yes...Yes I am terribly sorry, It's the defence cuts you know, Ainsworth insisted we reduce the size of our armed forces, so to get round it we reduced the height requirements for you boys................
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How did you guess?, yes, it's true... I am a fan of Gregory Peck and his portrayal of General MacArthur, If only I could find a pipe....
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Since word had got around that the ACM had been particularly aggressive on parade in the past, 69 Sqn were taking no chances.
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Cpl nudges new recruit next to him in line: "I dare you to tell him he's spilt something on his hat"
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Cpl nudges new recruit next to him in line: "I dare you to tell him he's spilt something on his hat"
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"Yes, jolly good uniform, hardly saw you there. In my day, we wore kilts into battle. By jove, we showed them Argies a thing or two, what!"
"Good morning, how are you? Boots fit? Mail getting through?"
"Good morning, how are you? Boots fit? Mail getting through?"
"Good morning, how are you? Boots fit? Mail getting through?"
"Good morning, how are you? Boots fit? Mail getting through?"
"Good morning, how are you? Boots fit? Mail getting through?"
"Good morning, how are you? Boots fit? Mail getting through?"
"Good morning, how are you? Boots fit? Mail getting through?"
"Good morning, how are you? Boots fit? Mail getting through?"
"Good morning, how are you? Boots fit? Mail getting through?"
"Good morning, how are you? Boots fit? Mail getting through?"
"Good morning, how are you? Boots fit? Mail getting through?"
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No, my dear, in fact I easily spotted you as the only "WRAF" because all the others have their legs on the right way up.
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Two guys on far left:
"How the hell should I know who he is? He has an Air Force hat on but Army clothes and belt?"
"Perhaps he is royalty. They wear all sorts of mixed uniforms and badges."
"How the hell should I know who he is? He has an Air Force hat on but Army clothes and belt?"
"Perhaps he is royalty. They wear all sorts of mixed uniforms and badges."
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*** Warning, thread creep ***
Wizard, that's what I thought too. I'm pretty certain that's a Bootneck belt, so why's the Junior Service wearing it? Maybe he enjoys mixing and matching.
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Wizard, that's what I thought too. I'm pretty certain that's a Bootneck belt, so why's the Junior Service wearing it? Maybe he enjoys mixing and matching.
*** Carry on ***
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"Now listen here, I think I'm being followed. Is there a chap behind me with a menacing smirk?"
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The crack rescue squad receive a "Good show" after extracting the boss from the unfortunate incident with the lady-boy and the Ping-Pong ball in the mess last night.
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After a spell in the desert with his dog, pte Xin wasn't expecting the boss to say:
"AArrrhhg! You 'ave a Woman's hands"
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The crack rescue squad receive a "Good show" after extracting the boss from the unfortunate incident with the lady-boy and the Ping-Pong ball in the mess last night.
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After a spell in the desert with his dog, pte Xin wasn't expecting the boss to say:
"AArrrhhg! You 'ave a Woman's hands"
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Air Commodore Sir Ivor Biggin of Mill Hill farewells the newly formed 39th SS Stormtrooper Division 'Tony Blair' as they head off to Afghanistan ........ correction, that should read Air Commodore Sir Ivor Mill of Biggin Hill.