"Now listen here, I think I'm being followed. Is there a chap behind me with a menacing smirk?"
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The crack rescue squad receive a "Good show" after extracting the boss from the unfortunate incident with the lady-boy and the Ping-Pong ball in the mess last night.
or
After a spell in the desert with his dog, pte Xin wasn't expecting the boss to say:
"AArrrhhg! You 'ave a Woman's hands"
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