Caption competition

[Buster Hyman]

"Call the Ball!"

[seekayess]

"Roger Approach: Landing strip in sight: Over to local!"

[Hempy]

"With the right angle of attack and thrust settings, you can slide down my glideslope any time.."

[larssnowpharter]

'I say. Shouldn't this be in 'What Cockpit'?'

[anotherthing]

"Standby for on top. Now, now, NOW"

[Buster Hyman]

"Beef, Chicken, or Fish Mr. H?"
".....ummm...."

[Howabout]

Sorry guys, I know I said that I'd run this out longer, but the quality of the returns is giving me heartburn in nominating a winner. If it goes much longer I'll be a basket case trying to track all the responses and coming up with a fair call.

So, and this is really hard - not me you idiots - the decision!

High commendation for quirkiness goes to ZOFO - it took me a couple of secs to catch on:

Fly the best, Fly Brazilian Airways

In the 'stating like it is category,' Hempy gets a meritorious citation for:

She doesn't work for Qantas.........

Now, down to business:

Second runner up must be AIDU with:

"When I said get a beaver I meant the aircraft type"

First runner-up, and this really strained it because I almost went with Buster:

Sharon Stones flying lessons were coming along quite nicely....

However, for pithiness and originality, I must go with Longhitter:

Are you a bushpilot?

Handing over.

[Buster Hyman]

DOH! Second again!

Ah well, fair play to Longhitter!

[Longhitter]

Thanks Howabout, I am truly honoured!

Tell me your thoughts on seeing this from your back garden:



Edited for picture size, thanks AA!

[Buster Hyman]

Crikey! That's big! (The pic that is...not my entry!)



"Has anyone seen my...oh, never mind, it's outside."

[6Z3]

Anyone for a night out on the tiles?

[Buster Hyman]

"Mon dieu! Montgolfier was right. He could get it up!"

[Rather be Gardening]

"Daddy, Mummy said to ask you what it was".

[brickhistory]

QRA was different in my day.


Not that there's anything wrong with that...

[airborne_artist]

[c-bert]

"Fer Chris'sake Terry stop blowing! I admit you were right. It will fit over your head!"

[Howabout]

This is still blowing out my computer size-wise, but comment:

Richard Branson has one this big. Just ask him.'

[Burnt Fishtrousers]

"Jodie Marsh's femidon seen somewhere over Doncaster"

or

"Right e ho then Mr Cameron, when you said you were going to diversify from Balloon manufacture and start producing condoms, one assumed you would have scaled down the plans to suit...looks like your cad operative could do with the sack"

[seekayess]

Martha O'Reilly never stops advertising her boyfriend's size, does she?

[Cows getting bigger]

It isn't as if you see a sky full of cocks every day.