Caption competition

[Cows getting bigger]

"So, what do you think of Nick Griffin's performance the other night? I thought he was rather impressive."

[Runaway Gun]

"So there's no Flight Suits available in your size either?"

Honourable Mentions go to the following:

Bentstick "....and your name is Stig as well, what a coincidence"

Buster Hyman "So...what were the Foo Fighters really like?"


But quick off the mark with my favourite caption was this week's winner: ACW599
"Look, I know the Force is strong in you but do you really have to squeeze so hard?"

[ACW599]

Many thanks -- twice in a month, shock, horror.

Try this:

[mhod]

The new economy kit for traversing mine fields.

[ShyTorque]

MOD trials new equipment for tactical picnics.

[FinelyChopped]

I said fly a Squirrel, not flying squirrel, cloth ears!

[Rather be Gardening]

Ryanair passengers get a quick demo from the hostie on "how to exit the aircraft when we're flying over your destination".

[Runaway Gun]

"..and if you eat a strong curry, the thrust is tripled !!"

[TheWizard]

Trials for a new infantry cloaking device get off the ground

[Alber Ratman]

We won't buy you additional choppers, but we found these batman capes going cheap on ebay..

[brickhistory]

That whole caterpillar to butterfly thing looks painful...

[diginagain]

Questioned in Parliament, Mr Ainsworth said "Despite the current economic conditions we shall continue to ensure that our personnel are provided with every means at our disposal to travel home for R & R".

In other news, parachute training resumes at RAF Brize Norton.

[jwcook]

SAS troopers get a demo of the "Death Wedgy"

[Buster Hyman]

"Narnah Narnah narnah narnah narnah BAT GRUNT!"

or


"Next stop, BATTERSEEEEEEEEAAAAAA........"

[toptobottom]

Initial trials of the 'iFART' (Integrated Fartypants Anti-Recoil Thruster) accessory were going well and the men contemplated how much money they should ask dragon's den for to take it to to the next stage of development..

[Runaway Gun]

The other Ewoks agreed it was a bad idea to drink Red Bull just before bedtime.

[6Z3]

By way of a practical demonstration, a spokesperson said that our whole country was now reaping the full benefits of Green Ireland's wind farm policy.

[diginagain]

"If you're nipping in to Stanley, would you get me some stamps?"

[Buster Hyman]

Guy in the middle: "F@%# me! Not only did he get the tablecloth off, the F*#@%! tables disappeared as well!!!"

[622]

US Marine 'Hopscotch' championships called off due to adverse weather..