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Old 18th Oct 2009, 11:15
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Dog: "Bugger...is that a Dear Xin letter?"
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Old 18th Oct 2009, 11:57
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Dog : " Xin, as you're a bit thick I drew you a diagram ... it's called doggy style ! "
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Old 18th Oct 2009, 15:59
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I'm a dog, not a doctor, but I'd be worried if I blew my nose and THAT came out!!
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Old 18th Oct 2009, 16:07
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Dog - "Once I've taught him the meaning of up and down we can get onto the meaty business of operating the barrier".
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Old 18th Oct 2009, 19:58
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One of us is barking.............
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Old 19th Oct 2009, 11:55
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Xin : "I'm not quite sure but I think its: Woof woof woof, grrrrrrr woof woof grrrrr..."
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Old 19th Oct 2009, 12:00
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I know it's confusing, but there's another Pongo, who is a dalmation, which is a kind of dog, and he fathered the puppies that went missing.
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Old 19th Oct 2009, 13:07
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What's their excuse this time for not supplying my bone ration boss
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Old 19th Oct 2009, 20:01
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"Don't worry, it's my mother's recipe for Duck Soup."
"I can see that, I just can't see any ducks..."
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Old 19th Oct 2009, 20:08
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"Dear soldier,
His most excellent President Kim Jong-il wishes to invite you to bring your dog for lunch at the presidential palace."
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Old 20th Oct 2009, 07:41
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Xin you muppet! The map's upside down; I *KNEW* it was turn right at Beijing for the beach!


I knew it would be a long March but its &%*$ August now, where are they?


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Old 20th Oct 2009, 08:02
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Xin: "One day, you're minding yer own business driving a tank down Tianemen Square, next minute, some student with a shopping bag just gets in yer way & asks for directions to Starbucks. 20 years later, you're God knows where & talking to a dog!"
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Old 20th Oct 2009, 13:48
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"There, there, Xin. I know your map reading sucks but I just know that railway is close by"



"So, 101 Great Uses For A Dog's Tail and you lose the rest of the friggin' book after page 1. Just great!"
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Old 20th Oct 2009, 14:44
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It's from the sheep, they've got us surrounded.

or

I understand them alright; it's just I don't have a Phillips.

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Old 20th Oct 2009, 14:54
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Is it the glaring sun or Xin and XinDog have the same set of Chinese's eyes ?

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Old 21st Oct 2009, 05:49
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The Apostrophe Police had responded to Pte Won Ting Chow's request for clarification of the expression "Dog's Dinner".

Now all he had to do was hope that Lex couldn't read.
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Old 22nd Oct 2009, 10:12
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Xindog could always complete the Sudogku before Xin finished the crossword
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Old 22nd Oct 2009, 11:16
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Oooo a lecipe!

Feed 30 hungary lurkas.

Ingledient wist:

1 x sack Uncle Mao's pleople's lice

1 x dog (large)
...
..
.


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Old 22nd Oct 2009, 11:48
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Well, in all honesty, I've never laughed at so many responses to a pic on this thread! (Not that I've been here long!) This is a tough one to call...

But...Honourable mentions to:
6Z3
It's from the sheep, they've got us surrounded. &

I understand them alright; it's just I don't have a Phillips.
ix_touring
I knew it would be a long March but its &%*$ August now, where are they?

TyrPicard
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"I can see that, I just can't see any ducks..."


Err...too many to keep typing! Seriously, I think I laughed at all of them...but we need a winner & so, its....

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