Caption competition

[ACW599]

[whistles] "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life"

[Lafyar Cokov]

Following an old custom to advertise one's best assets with a slogan, the young lady has "CHESTY" on the front of her T shirt.

[6Z3]

....because you didn't say "O'Grady" miss.

[Scotteo]

"There were no complaints with the lack of training personnel during the leadership course"

[Lafyar Cokov]

When the deaf young lady asked which part of her body she should expose next, the new recruits worked together to spell it out the best way they knew how.....

[FinelyChopped]

We're better than Stavros Flatley - we've got a cheerleader.

[arandcee]

Being gentlemen both guys knew not to look at her box.

[ix_touring]

With the prospect of losing "Don't ask, don't tell", the Army was trying out new methods: If you hold hands you're out!

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[622]

Due to a shortage of ping pong balls, goal keepers were positioned at the rear of the stage prior to the act starting..

[Buster Hyman]

"Oh yeah...we're Generals alright..."

[6Z3]

OK, get this final dry run right and you'll all be issued with your tutus and training pompoms.

or

..Big mistake having a split in the Reds

[NutLoose]

I said finger t*ts, not tips..................

[gileraguy]

"Are You maggots Eye-Ballin' Me?"

[Runaway Gun]

And the winner is..... 622

2rd place goes to ACW599 with:
Phase 7 of the Conduct After Capture course was not quite what the candidates had been expecting.

But the Winner caption goes to 622:

"Due to a shortage of ping pong balls, goal keepers were positioned at the rear of the stage prior to the act starting.."

[622]

Thanks very much..

OK, here we go again.

[Runaway Gun]

"..and when it's full, put some in the plastic tank as well."

[Almost_done]

Clarkson and the Team were ready to put the latest hybrid onto the test track

[albatross]

Although the aux tanks increased range, payload was considerably reduced.

[airborne_artist]

Right Bloggs - to transfer from the aux to the main we use a stirrup pump, and no, it's not named after CDS.

[ZH875]

To increase top speed, you simply push the Nitrous Oxide injector up its Ar$e.