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"And so you simply sit in the Lipo 2000, hook up the two vacuum tubes to each side, select the desired fanny size from the manual, and presto, your bum doesn't look that big in these....
(Edited to add: after having the culturally different facts of life explained, I will never look at a 'fanny pack' the same way again....
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(Edited to add: after having the culturally different facts of life explained, I will never look at a 'fanny pack' the same way again....
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Well to be honest, I just washed it in Daz and the pattern disappeared!
The lady on the right is thinking "Maybe a designer vagina isn't for me after all".
or:
"Do you really think reforming the Spice Girls is a good idea?"
or:
"Do you really think reforming the Spice Girls is a good idea?"
Last edited by ACW599; 30th Sep 2008 at 09:08.
...and that girls, is why you always operate the Magimix with the lid on.
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.. oh don't worry girls, we'll cover "evasion" in the next lesson of "when the sh*t hits the fan".
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.. oh don't worry girls, we'll cover "evasion" in the next lesson of "when the sh*t hits the fan".
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Some excellent captions, but this one takes the biscuit:
"You'll find his most sensitive spot is just about here, or on his epaulette; really sensitive guys tend to pull it all the time. When they have one on each shoulder, they're called Chips."
Take it away 6Z3!
"You'll find his most sensitive spot is just about here, or on his epaulette; really sensitive guys tend to pull it all the time. When they have one on each shoulder, they're called Chips."
Take it away 6Z3!
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"It'd be a lot easier if one of us just got in the saddle and rode it. Who on earth would want a remote controlled horse anyway?"