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Old 29th Sep 2016, 12:55
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Sally thought she might be far more popular during the Deployment if she could not get quickly get her Hands on Volume 3, pages 8-435, of "Blacked".
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 13:11
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Red Cross relief packages, 2016.
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 13:21
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OK, who's taken the key?
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 14:02
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One of my Air Force buddies sent me this. He said it was from a Texan lass...
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 14:02
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We're just waiting for someone to find the number 2 key....
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 14:06
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"Who shaved the box?"
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 14:06
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"Why is it vibrating?"
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 14:17
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......We're gonna need a bigger box!
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 14:17
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Mother f*****!!!! I said we needed IED protection!!!!
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 14:21
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Patricia offered to lend a Hand when the Keys were discovered Missing in Transit.
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 15:02
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Who's gonna believe there's a golden rivet at the bottom of this box?
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 15:08
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It's only taken 12 years, but eventually the cap comp has finally found the lowest common denominator.
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 16:00
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Are you searching your pockets for the keys or just pleasuring yourself in anticipation of it being opened?
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 16:22
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Mildred the trucker took a moment of rest on the tailgate, she was completely shagged out with all that humping
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 17:11
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Ever optimistic, Donald Trump had already transported some of his belongings to the White House.
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 17:21
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Originally Posted by Wensleydale
Ever optimistic, Donald Trump had already transported some of his belongings to the White House.
Or are they his morning intel briefs?
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 17:37
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Presumably on the other side it is stencilled "DO NOT HUMP"?
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 17:45
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Trying to shorten "Property Of Royal Navy" to an acronym wasn't thought through all that well....
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 18:19
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"Mildred the trucker looks on and thinks, I wonders what they will think when they realise it's all gay porn"
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 18:22
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Private Shutlz and his colleague prepares to fork it
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