Caption competition
Avoid imitations
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It was only a five pounder until Mavis began stroking it.
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"See, stroke it gently and it becomes erect"
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I wish they would buy a pump, blowing these tyres up by mouth is hard work.
On back of photo the individuals are identified:
Guy lying down: Surplus
Guy standing in landing gear: Coffman Starter
Guy touching torpedo: Nutloose
Handsome guy in flying suit: Big Pistons Forever
Guy lying down: Surplus
Guy standing in landing gear: Coffman Starter
Guy touching torpedo: Nutloose
Handsome guy in flying suit: Big Pistons Forever
LAC Baldrick: "Well sir, it's very cunning, this bit strikes the submarine with a knocking sound and when old Jerry opens the hatch, down to Davy Jones's locker they go."
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"Ok.. now to setting the time delay in the fuse, as you see we have made it really simple for you pilot chaps, Mickie's hands are set to clap at the 12,o'clock position"
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"And this is the engine starter button"
"What do we do next after we press the button?"
"I don't know, we've never had anyone get past pressing the button"
"What do we do next after we press the button?"
"I don't know, we've never had anyone get past pressing the button"
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"Ok, so it's 100,000 turns to fully charge the elastic band, that will give you a running time of 2 minutes"
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"Sub, I'm posted onto Albacores"
"I'll see you when you come back"
"I'll see you when you come back"
Evertonian
Oh Christ! He's doing his Chock Whisperer impression again!
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Yes, it's a Bi-plane Ellen, but you'd know all about that wouldn't you?
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Do they like it up 'em Mr Mainwaring?
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Yes, it's a Bi-plane Ellen, but you'd know all about that wouldn't you?
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Do they like it up 'em Mr Mainwaring?
"The lads were getting a bit slack on the before flight inspections, but since FSGT Kardashian agreed to put nude photographs of his sisters in random hiding places around the airframes, we've seen a great improvement. In fact, I think Smithy must have found one in that starboard wheel assembly - he's been there for ten minutes now."
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Following on after an initial test of Elephantoplasty, the Royal Navy's first attempt at grafting the legs of a Welsh Midget to a MK 48 Torpedo required far too much Hands On attention from Operational Crews but made the Midget quite happy for some unknown reason.
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"I hear the German Luftwaffe has made some improvements since WW1"
"Don't you worry about that Miss, we'll show Gerry with our state of the art kite's here. In fact, I bet the war will end before we have to retire this beauty!"
"Don't you worry about that Miss, we'll show Gerry with our state of the art kite's here. In fact, I bet the war will end before we have to retire this beauty!"