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Old 8th Aug 2014, 07:14
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I don't care if the military are allowed on the Gay Pride March - I am NOT going dressed like that!
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Old 8th Aug 2014, 07:15
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It hasn't been the same for the Irish Fusiliers since Jedward became joint Honorary Colonels in Chief.
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Old 8th Aug 2014, 07:16
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It's so bl00dy hot in India that our Ceremonial Dress comes with a heat-sink
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Old 8th Aug 2014, 07:20
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I don't care what you say ... the hat is fine, but you're not allowed in to the Ladies Enclosure at Royal Ascot unless you are wearing a suitable summer frock
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Old 8th Aug 2014, 08:43
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Wu didn't want any pictures of their first kiss.

(Now that's a winner!)
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Old 8th Aug 2014, 08:46
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The recruitment of singers for a new version of Village People was progressing slowly.
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Old 8th Aug 2014, 09:37
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"Tell our Glorious Leader I have changed my mind, I will take the death by mortar fire instead"
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Old 8th Aug 2014, 09:45
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Guptar couldn't help but think Wu's 'behind a pane of glass' mime was lacking something.
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Old 8th Aug 2014, 10:04
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"Actually, this is the tactical gear. The dress uniform is just to die for, darling!!"
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Old 8th Aug 2014, 11:32
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The User Requirement put in by the Indian Air Force was for "Fan Turbines", but unfortunately here had been a typing mistake that had not been noticed....
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Old 8th Aug 2014, 14:14
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That awkward moment when the other Border guard doesn't return your 'high 5'...
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Old 9th Aug 2014, 17:49
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"I was thinking of going to the fancy-dress party as Agamemnon, but the rest of the kit hasn't come back from the cleaners yet !"
 
Old 9th Aug 2014, 18:32
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"Yes that's definately semen on the palm of your hand, lucky for you I always carry tissues for such little misfires"
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Old 10th Aug 2014, 18:43
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Translating American Thanksgiving in Mandarin...
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Old 10th Aug 2014, 20:23
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When Emperor Salmond I contracted out Scotland's security to the PLA under a special one time only PFI deal, one of the many minor details that was not adequately covered was the requirement that kilts should be worn, but didnt specify where.
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Stop! Gangnam style.
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Old 11th Aug 2014, 19:27
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Ok,Ok, your uniform is gayer, you can be the soldier in the our Village People tribute band.
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Old 11th Aug 2014, 19:36
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Judging tomorrow pm


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Old 11th Aug 2014, 20:08
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No, sorry you can't come through here, Royal Navy are the next square down.





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I'm not entirely sure that "Dr. Who" translates well...
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