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Old 6th Oct 2013, 10:45
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No, Bloggs, you cannot go for your Silver "C" today.
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Old 6th Oct 2013, 19:46
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It was at this point that Baldrick decided he should have stayed in the "Blow Up Tank Corps" from the previous week.
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Old 6th Oct 2013, 21:06
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Immediately on landing, the boys' first priority was to get some duty-free motors shipped back to Blighty.
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Old 7th Oct 2013, 11:07
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Come on Cattletruck, get off the bog, you're not the only one that needs to go.

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Old 7th Oct 2013, 11:50
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Hang on Uncle Sergeant, Cpl Jones has forgotten the meat pies
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Old 7th Oct 2013, 13:06
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Get in there Hoskins, ya big baby! Gliders are one of the safest forms of transport going around. Look, there's one about to la....errr, no....look away Hoskins!
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Old 7th Oct 2013, 14:35
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The liney's always fell for the "we left our rations in the jeep" rouse!
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Old 7th Oct 2013, 14:41
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The final exam at the ALM school separated the Loadies from the winch-weights.
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Old 8th Oct 2013, 06:34
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Loadie: "The fuel gauge says empty!"
Seargent: "Not a problem, we'll drain some out of the aircraft."
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Old 8th Oct 2013, 11:39
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Ahh....Sarge! Did we order a Field Cart for Hillary?
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Old 8th Oct 2013, 13:07
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PPrune members rush to see the results of the latest caption competition, which were flown in from Binbrook in the AOC's personal powered glider.
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Old 8th Oct 2013, 13:21
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Sadly, the result wasn't in this glider, but excitedly, they saw another glider on finals. Could the results be in this one, they hoped...
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Old 8th Oct 2013, 13:21
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Time for judgement day. All very good as usual, and hard to narrow down to three.

In third, CoffmanStarter with, Are you sure Professor Stephen Hawking said he wanted to take up gliding

In second, Shytorque with, "There's your problem .... you're winding the elastic bands backwards..."

But in first, it's Tashengurt with "F*ck it. Let's walk."

Over to you Tashengurt
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Old 8th Oct 2013, 16:22
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Thanks very much but I'm afraid I'm not going to get a chance to source a picture so may I declare open house?


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Old 8th Oct 2013, 16:46
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Old 8th Oct 2013, 16:51
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"They don't like it up 'em you know, Captain Mainwaring..."

"SAYS WHO?"
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Old 8th Oct 2013, 17:02
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To quote Monty Python

"Are there any women here?"
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Old 8th Oct 2013, 17:03
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The move to put American Women into combat units started with a single crack platoon.
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Old 8th Oct 2013, 17:07
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"Please Sarge, where's your helmet?"


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Old 8th Oct 2013, 17:09
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Lieutenant Bloggins ! D platoon present and correct as ordered for the mandatory "short arm" inspection !
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