Time for judgement day. All very good as usual, and hard to narrow down to three.
In third, CoffmanStarter with, Are you sure Professor Stephen Hawking said he wanted to take up gliding
In second, Shytorque with, "There's your problem .... you're winding the elastic bands backwards..."
But in first, it's Tashengurt with "F*ck it. Let's walk."
Over to you Tashengurt