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Forum: Cabin Crew
11th Feb 2007, 22:40
Replies: 404
Views: 47,762
Posted By Lurker@L5

"Management Screw Workers" by Kev Brown

A senior Qantas manager was today caught coitus interruptus on the photo-copying machine during office hours with an unknown PA. As a result the Board has agreed to pay the old satyr a performance...
Forum: Cabin Crew
22nd Dec 2006, 07:39
Replies: 395
Views: 47,831
Posted By Lurker@L5

intangibles on a balance sheet

The "Wonder from Wagga Wagga" is starting to look & sound a little worried.
Did anyone show the seppos & McMaggots the Hewitt Survey results before they put in their bid?

Unlike "Goodwill" -...
Forum: Cabin Crew
21st Dec 2006, 16:01
Replies: 395
Views: 47,831
Posted By Lurker@L5

the real comedian

geoff says he's keeping the 747-400 until end of decade cause thay are (quote) "so well maintained"
LOL -maybe he should get out of 1A every now & then and have a chat to one of his loyal F/Fs...
Forum: Cabin Crew
12th Dec 2006, 17:42
Replies: 395
Views: 47,831
Posted By Lurker@L5

Did David Williamson ever work as a Qantas L/H f/a??

Playwright David Williamson obviously is very familiar with the nature , style and tactics of Qantas Management.
In an article in the Oz last week entitled "Writer laments greedy managers' triumph"...
Forum: Cabin Crew
22nd Nov 2006, 08:48
Replies: 489
Views: 62,665
Posted By Lurker@L5

the horse has already bolted

LOL - with this threatened take -over bid -NOW the politicians are saying that they are worried about(quote) " TAKING THE KANGAROO OUT OF QANTAS"
Sorry boys -but Qantas Senior Management have been...
Forum: Cabin Crew
20th Oct 2006, 09:51
Replies: 489
Views: 62,665
Posted By Lurker@L5

In A Nutshell

The disease, the canker, the cancer within the heart of Qantas is that CEO Geoff Dixon views his 39,000 employees as - THE ENEMY.

This is no way to run a company.
Forum: Cabin Crew
18th Oct 2006, 13:29
Replies: 489
Views: 62,665
Posted By Lurker@L5

A Death Knell

Dixon: "Qantas has no inherent right to longevity"

Until I read this I never really knew what a death knell sounded like.
Forum: Cabin Crew
11th Sep 2006, 19:01
Replies: 110
Views: 10,655
Posted By Lurker@L5

The MASSIVE CREDIBILITY GAP within this Company

Qantas executives still doing nicely

Email (http://www.smh.com.au/cgi-bin/common/popupEmailArticle.pl?path=/articles/2006/09/11/1157826874773.html)
Print...
Forum: Cabin Crew
11th Sep 2006, 09:44
Replies: 110
Views: 10,655
Posted By Lurker@L5

Where's The Big Party?

So has Management announced where the Big Oct 1 VR party is to be held yet?
How do you start to do justice in saying "thank you" for over 8,000 years of loyal service to a company?
Will Geoff be...
Forum: Cabin Crew
14th Aug 2006, 12:18
Replies: 324
Views: 41,462
Posted By Lurker@L5

The only sure thing

You're probably right Mstr Caution -
then again -its all a hypothetical beause the ONLY THING YOU CAN BET ON ONBOARD A QANTAS /JETSTAR A/C is that the IFE WILL BE U/S!

(The IFE failures have...
Forum: Cabin Crew
14th Aug 2006, 08:33
Replies: 324
Views: 41,462
Posted By Lurker@L5

And the other bloke?

Eden 99-
what happened to the NRT guy who was only following 'IN THE BONE' procedures?
Has CCTM boned him?

On another note - with Goanna Jnr on the QF board & Dicko on the PBL -whats the bet...
Forum: Cabin Crew
6th Aug 2006, 09:21
Replies: 324
Views: 41,462
Posted By Lurker@L5

Ben Elton Beware!

Great to see the Duke of Borg doing stand -up comedy for the troops in these hard times.
has anyone shown him the Hewitt survey results??
believe in qf management?! priceless!
Forum: Cabin Crew
31st Jul 2006, 15:32
Replies: 324
Views: 41,462
Posted By Lurker@L5

just an enhanced procedure

WWW-
the f/a you speak of was just following the new enhanced Y/C procedures. Its called
"IN THE BONE"
Traditionally the old chief steward would present his schlong on a silver salver delicately...
Forum: Cabin Crew
20th Jul 2006, 14:37
Replies: 324
Views: 41,462
Posted By Lurker@L5

Act 1 ScIII

Scene:Upon the Mascot moors.
Enter King Lear Jet accompanied by his sychophantic Italian servant -
"Howl , howl , howl thou jet blast! Why Il Duce do my people hate me? A plague upon my senior...
Forum: Cabin Crew
20th Jul 2006, 05:37
Replies: 324
Views: 41,462
Posted By Lurker@L5

Act 1 ScII

Scene: The Qantas Boardroom

Kev: Hail thy fat Falstaff -you looketh like that pile of human sludge Toomey! An look fair hostie here cometh his side kick The Clown -you'll knoweth him by his Bow...
Forum: Cabin Crew
19th Jul 2006, 21:32
Replies: 324
Views: 41,462
Posted By Lurker@L5

"The Merry Managers of Mascot" or "The Taming...

"The Merry Managers of Mascot"
or
"The Taming of the Crew"

Act 1 Sc 1.

Kev: "So what do you think of my views of Balmoral Beach ? Its serious money in HR! Here (throws new f/a the keys)...
Forum: Cabin Crew
18th Jul 2006, 09:11
Replies: 324
Views: 41,462
Posted By Lurker@L5

B scale too little too late

It's just been confirmed that senior executives within Qantas "People" (aka the Personnel Dept. alias the Dehumanising Resources Dept.) have instructed their underlings to begin trawling the...
Forum: Cabin Crew
7th Jul 2006, 15:06
Replies: 324
Views: 41,462
Posted By Lurker@L5

The Boner

Don't forget Jimmy Bow - Tie officially rejoined the Qantas Family this week.....
I wonder who he will BONE first?
Forum: Australia, New Zealand & the Pacific
28th Jun 2006, 10:04
Replies: 335
Views: 34,456
Posted By Lurker@L5

the Big Picture

Vote Labor....darn! why didn't I think of that!

What about a : "BRUISE THE FRUIT " DAY ??
that should get Management to sit up and take notice!
Forum: Australia, New Zealand & the Pacific
28th Jun 2006, 03:06
Replies: 335
Views: 34,456
Posted By Lurker@L5

the PC brigade

FYI Woomera & CartExchange -
I was only paying homage to Australia's great Socceroos coach & captain Johnny Warren. He wrote an autobiography entitled - "Sheilas, Wogs and Poofters."
'My Life in...
Forum: Australia, New Zealand & the Pacific
18th Jun 2006, 18:57
Replies: 335
Views: 34,456
Posted By Lurker@L5

Re - Goanna Junior

Obviously - somebody forgot to tell Eddie that
GOANNA JNR is now on the Qantas Board.
Forum: Australia, New Zealand & the Pacific
17th Jun 2006, 22:57
Replies: 335
Views: 34,456
Posted By Lurker@L5

John Cleese joins Qantas Senior Management

QUOTE -"I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me."

Mate - welcome onboard -you should fit into the Qantas team perfectly.
Forum: Australia, New Zealand & the Pacific
17th Jun 2006, 12:43
Replies: 335
Views: 34,456
Posted By Lurker@L5

The Intregrity of the Brand

[quote=Wed Webbing Woop]Agree with you both Lurker and Leane.
BUT , I feel the reality upon us is that this will never change, in fact its probably going to increase at a rapid rate to offset those...
Forum: Australia, New Zealand & the Pacific
17th Jun 2006, 09:09
Replies: 335
Views: 34,456
Posted By Lurker@L5

Spotting the Qantas Crew in a crowded pub

See if you can spot the newly arrived Qantas crew in this crowded pub -all ready to watch the Qantas Socceroos take on Brazil.
Group 1:"Aussie, Aussie Aussie -3 VBs thanks cobber!"
Group 2: "One...
Forum: Australia, New Zealand & the Pacific
17th Jun 2006, 08:53
Replies: 335
Views: 34,456
Posted By Lurker@L5

Offshoring Ultimately Damages The Brand

Interesting to note that the German company Powergen is closing its call centres in India admitting that outsourcing has "hurt customer satisfaction". Management admited that offshoring had had a...
Forum: Australia, New Zealand & the Pacific
12th Jun 2006, 18:42
Replies: 335
Views: 34,456
Posted By Lurker@L5

blushing intellectuals

OOOOOHHHHHHH, come on guys...we're not getting all shy and bashful because a couple of pilots are now viewing our learned thoughts are we??....the conversations in here are no different from any...
Forum: Australia, New Zealand & the Pacific
10th Jun 2006, 18:28
Replies: 335
Views: 34,456
Posted By Lurker@L5

apologist

"Looks like the QF spin team are back in operation???

The Queenspark Hotel put the room rate up to the point where the bean counters that run this airline had no choice but to move us."

Hey...
Forum: Australia, New Zealand & the Pacific
10th Jun 2006, 18:21
Replies: 335
Views: 34,456
Posted By Lurker@L5

the evidence

You're right Speedbirdhouse-
when I was doing my laps in the pool at the BKK Garden pool I too noticed the Qantas CC UK logo on the broken glass.........
and as for doing something stupid in a...
Forum: Australia, New Zealand & the Pacific
10th Jun 2006, 14:13
Replies: 335
Views: 34,456
Posted By Lurker@L5

first- hand experience

I have just paxed SIN -LHR with a LHR based crew and sorry to disappoint but-they were brilliant -we were a very senior crew and were all seated in D&E zone(thanks scheduling -you'll keep)
I've...
Forum: Australia, New Zealand & the Pacific
10th Jun 2006, 13:43
Replies: 335
Views: 34,456
Posted By Lurker@L5

party pooper

Butterfield 8 -
don't want to be rude but OZSKIPPER has a point -if your daughter wanted to see the world why didn't she just use her staff travel - you like most of us in here see the LHR base as...
Forum: Australia, New Zealand & the Pacific
26th May 2006, 20:05
Replies: 335
Views: 34,456
Posted By Lurker@L5

natural, intuitive -legends

In the forceful, cutting and confrontational language of the FAAA executive - "this is a sad day for Qantas L/H cabin crew"
the 315 crew that will go with the VR will rip the guts out of the once ...
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