Remember, they don't like it up 'em....even if you do.

...and how was your visit Mr President??
Well actually quite good
5000 eager soldiers
Squadron of our magnificent SU 37's
2 new SSBN
however only a single complaint...
Oh what was that Sir??
One single rasher on my bacon roll....
Well we did get the chef from the U S Navy when he defected

I've been informed that we have British spies in our schools. Form a queue over there and then I'm going to stuff this finger in your mouths to test the stiffness of your upper lips.

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Ok last orders and I will score probably tomorrow.

As frequently said on a Saturday evening amongst the lads.

Now remember ladies, punctuation marks, or the lack off, can mean what you type, can be misconstrued.
So back to English Grammar 101 for you...

One Ping Vasilly...

I can guarantee to you Ladies, Mother Russia will win World Cup 22 ....well according to state owned Television they have...

Eeny, weeny, miney, mo I predict a good night tonight ...( Well for me at least )

According to Wikipedia I have 4 Grand daughters, what a coincidence you all signed up for the same regiment...

Putin guessed at the number of transgendered among the new Test Battalion trailing Unisex uniforms.

You may have heard a rumour that I am very fond of young men and look well upon those who please me...

Contrary to the evil Western propaganda I am a really fun guy, so let's try charades. " What movie am I thinking about ?"

Woman on the left: "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest ? "

"You get one chance, OK?"

"I'm game!"

So he shot her.

With this finger I shall anoint myself Sir Render.

Putin humming “one is the loneliest number”

...why do I never go near high up window ledges? Oh, um, I suffer from vertigo.

One finger one thumb keep moving,
Your finger and thumb keep moving,
Your fingers and thumbs keep moving,
All the way to the front.

Live long and prosper....
Just proves Putin is half Vulcan