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sealo0 20th Nov 2022 15:01

You mark my words when this warspecial operation is over I will be the ruler of the My world so there !!

Kiltrash 20th Nov 2022 15:16

This is the trigger finger that Russian Roulette was founded upon.

NutLoose 20th Nov 2022 15:48

Ok time to score Putin… my entry would have been something like, “Well one of you closed the door behind them when we came up onto the roof and now we are stuck here”

Some excellent entries deserving the CST, but I have narrowed it down too…

FDR with

"Bob, Bob's an odd name for a girl isn't it private?"
"Oh Sir, please don't tell anyone, I have wanted to see a war fought, so badly.... "
"Well, you certainly came to the right place then Bob, a war hasn't been fought so badly since Olaf the Hairy ordered a thousand helmets with the horns on the inside..."

apologies towards BAGF.
runners up

Kiltrash with


​​​​​​​No no Dr Putin we don't require a Postrate Exam...
Oh go on humour me..
Treddi with


​​​​​​​

...and then I was in Fingerbobs - this is Fingermouse naked!
Confusious with


​​​​​​​Good news kids, we've verified the authenticity of your Blue Peter badges, Girl Guides badges and Souts badges so you can all head off to war this afternoon.
​​​​​​​



Kiltrash 21st Nov 2022 06:40

Congrats FDR nice left field caption 😄

fdr 21st Nov 2022 14:25

There appears to be a resurgence in relevance of Blackadder goes forth at present....

Anyway, just to add some fuel to the flames...

(this is not my B735... it was summit else... )

https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune....69ad8dc0df.png

Confusious 21st Nov 2022 14:31

Captain, there's definitely something wrong with the fuel burn.

treadigraph 21st Nov 2022 14:40

Captain, can you smell burning?

No... I'll just check my pipe is out though.

NutLoose 21st Nov 2022 14:48

I want you to crawl out onto the wing and smother it with a wet kitchen towel, the Voyager SOP's state that is the norm for a chip pan fire.

Confusious 21st Nov 2022 14:53

Strange, I've never seen St. Elmo's Fire on the DV window before.

Big Pistons Forever 21st Nov 2022 15:13

Ummm, maybe that new sustainable fuel wasn't such a good idea.....

Big Pistons Forever 21st Nov 2022 15:15

No worries this airplane is known for the occasional wet fart

Kiltrash 21st Nov 2022 15:15

PA announcement..
Now it you all look out the right hand window, your flight crew are in the dingy below...ps does anyone one know how to fly a plane??

Kiltrash 21st Nov 2022 15:17

That's ok, fortunately the wing is made with asbestos...

Kiltrash 21st Nov 2022 15:18

Santa regrets to inform all the good well behaved children that he may be delayed this year...

Kiltrash 21st Nov 2022 15:20

That's fortunate skip, what's the odds the Airport Fire Service are out on a practice shout ahead .

Kiltrash 21st Nov 2022 15:21

Well now we know why there's a gauge showing fuel temperature ....with automatic jettison above a set figure...

Confusious 21st Nov 2022 15:25

Look Karen for the last time, it's not got afterburners so just humour them!

NutLoose 21st Nov 2022 15:37

You sure it's deicing?

cynicalint 21st Nov 2022 15:41

Out of the frying pan and into the flyer...

cynicalint 21st Nov 2022 15:51

Last time I'll volunteer to spread chemtrails!


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