Passengers who cannot prove their Covid Status must still adhear to the 2 meter rule during the trip to tbe Oil Platform.

Jeezus, what a nut.

No way am I going in the Cabin. Last time I did this, you should've seen how fast the fuselage was spinning!

And with a loud SPROING, young Mahatma was launched on his one-way flight to Kathmandu.

- Ed

“… now use your Hips … and jump!”

Just before engine start Rota TyeDown moved to his other job, Nosweelchok.

The new Kabul children’s merry-go-round opens to mixed reviews.

Nigeria recruits their first flying doctor, Nigerian MP announcing the decision accused of being a spin doctor.

If you want a phone signal you have to jump higher

Ryanair ( Helicopter s ) Ltd find how to get on two extra passengers

Man standing on floatation device....
Glad I paid the extra for Business Class.

Don’t worry, we have shortened the blade to account for your weight and Ahmed will count how many times you go past in a minute so we will know the rotor RPM.

When I answered a ad for " Wing Sitters " this was not quite what I expected. ..

Well that proves the ' Doppler Effect " I change colour from Red to Green and back again on each revolution.

...and finally in the News Tonight, as a shortage of Enema kits due to Driver training backlog, a cheap cost effective solution is sought. Hoskins is , yet again , first up to test the apparatus. .

(Judging this evening while me dinner is burning!)

If I get bl@@dy burnt salad again tonight I'm gonna top myself...

Hoskins, I know I said the cabin was full and we'd have to sling him out of Kabul. But this isn't quite what I meant.

OK, it's nearly dinner time, so... the usual array of excellent responses, but here are my top three:Cavuman:

Buster:

But tonight's winner is:

Fitliker:

Well done Mi8, the CST is en route via large Russian helicopter if we can unglue him from the blade...

Can we do an open house ? Keep it fun :)