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Let's run that fuel imbalance checklist again, just in case we missed something.

First Officer ! Action the “Weird Shyte happening on the Wing” emergency checklist !

They definitely weren't slow burning wicks.

BernAir began to regret taking on Robert Bunsen's Great Great Great Grandson as a 737 Captain...

Red Arrows? Who needs them? And we fly passengers, and make money!

JATO bottles help the short take off capabilities

Is it a bird, is it a plane, no its Superman....saved

"No, this is NOT the Concorde - why do you ask, Two Dogs?"

Skip, ECAM says " Do NOT look left " Never seen that before..
Oh it's a glitch, if we were in trouble the Flight Attendants would let is know.
By the way can you hear a screaming hysterical voice through the soundproofed door??

‘Would you say that the wing is on fire?’

‘If you think that would help.’

Will bingo this at 1200GMT, or when the fuel tank runs dry, whichever comes first. For LW50, 1200 is when Mickey is giving a rude navy salute with both hands... but in England.

Well will you look at that, the Aurora Borealis, Doris, when you take the Captain his coffee in 15 minutes, let him know, I bet he hasn't see the lights before either....

Welcome to Lauda Air, we are happy to have our founder Nikki on board for this inaugural flight.

Don't worry this is the new Boeing 737 MAX ++ it's fully automatic and computer controlled so nothing could ever go wrong...go wrong..go wrong..
or
..and if it did go wrong the windows would go immediately fully black to you could not see what excrement you were in..

Meanwhile just departing Dublin, that famous Irish airline:

Will you look at that now, if it was night I would be really worried, but it doesn't look to bad in this light..

Err Stewardess, what would you recommend?
Pull the blind down love..

Radio from the ground...
Goddammit Hoskins .... you just dropped 10 tons of water back into the lake...

St Elmo's you say, St Christopher is getting my vote.