"Blessing the Fighters Hoskins? That's a bit unorthodox!"
"Well, actually....."

Ooooh you bad boy. Want another smack?

I said Vectored Thrust, not Rectors husk!

Edited screen grab from " Monty Python and the Holy Grail "

After diverting to Cyprus, the F111F is given absolution for getting the crew down safely.

Thinks..." if I hurry up i can still make the 10.15 tee off time "
Calls out " Any one got a Water Canon..."?

What the religious person was looking at...thinks I got the wrong job..

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( from my collection of future offerings. Don't need this one now )

Now back to our normal programme

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The Vatican Air Force takes external checks extremely seriously...

Whoops, please do forgive me, Comrade Putin, I had no idea you were in there... or who you were with...

Remembering last years BBQ disaster, Hoskins seeks devine intervention to ensure the Chicken is properly cooked this time

Due to a power cut, the cremation is moved outside

"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition."

Mrs Canonski complains she is unable to do the dishes this week

Having got the broomstick wet, Potter uses it to bless the Quiddich

Oh,the paint's burnt off here,better give it a touch-up.

Putin accuses the Orthodox Church of trying to pull a Flanker....

"It's not beautiful, but you should be amazed I've painted so many different colours out of a single pot of paint."

Dumbledore compares his broomstick to Malfoy's Flanker, and realises "His is bigger than mine..."

Another compass swing was needed to find the cardinal points..